74 US States Pick Up Lines

Are you in a place where you can meet people from states all over the US? Break the ice with these witty pick up lines. They relate to the unique characteristics or facts for each states origin from the United States.

Some of them are funny with play on words yet some of them can be hard to work and require little knowledge, make sure that the guy or girl that you talk to know their own state’s history or facts!

US States Pick Up Lines
A gator ate my feelings. (Florida)
Are you 19th Century California? Because I’ll explore you until I find gold. (California)
Are you an Idahoan? Because you are hoeing into my potato heart. (Idaho)
Are you from Alabama? Because All bama for you. (Alabama)
Are you from Arkansas? Because I'd like you on my ark to Kansas. (Arkansas)
Are you from Florida? Because you are a flower to my heart! (Florida)
Are you from Georgia because you're peach! (Georgia)
Are you from Georgia? Men stop gorging into my heart! (Georgia)
Are you from Hawaii? Because you are the howl in me. (Hawaii)
Are you from Maine? Because you are the main one in my heart. (Maine)
Are you from Missouri? Because you will never have to miss me. (Missouri)
Are you from Nevada? Because you are an alien to my heart, and it allows extraterrestrials. (Nevada)
Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only ten I see. (Tennessee)
Are you Spokane for? (Washington)
Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes
Boise like me go for girls like you. (Idaho)
Did you just whisper a sweet nothing or was that the gale-force winds? (New Hampshire)
Do you work at KFC? Because you are the only one for me. (Kentucky)
Go gator. (Florida)
Hello and goodbye, but mostly HELLO. (Hawaii)
Hey Baby did you know they call me Grizzly Bear, because I'm always chasing after the Honey! (Alaska)
Hey girl, I might be from Delaware, but I'm no Small Wonder. (Delaware)
Hoosier boyfriend? Because I will beat him an omelette to make you mine. (Indiana)
I am boarderline crazy for you. (Arizona)
I dig you. (North Dakota)
I don't mean to panhandle, but I'm asking for a date. (Oklahoma)
I feel a love connecticution. (Connecticut)
I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)
I like to get off at your exit. (New Jersey)
I loved you first. (Delaware)
I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue. (Arkansas)
I must be lost because I see paradise. (Delaware)
I pick you. (Maryland)
I put the wood in "Hollywood". (California)
I think we are alone now. (Wyoming)
I think we should go out. Do I get a vote? (Puerto Rico)
I'll let you drive my Jeep Grand Cherokees. (Connecticut)
I'm harboring feelings for you. (Massachusetts)
I'm so glad I found you, bet you can't find me. (Guam)
I'm tired of being a Lone. (Texas)
I've been trailing you for 28 months (Oregon)
I've had a crush on you for four score and seven days. (Illinois)
If I have earth-shaking feelings for you, it's not my fault. (California)
If it weren't for the Arizona sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. (Arizona)
If this is almost heaven, you must be almost an angel. (West Virginia)
Is your name Dorothy? Because I'm sure you dropped from Kansas into my arteries. (Kansas)
Isle like you. (Virgin Islands)
It's true. Everything is bigger here. (Texas)
Let's go to In-N-Out. (California)
My heart is a mesa. (Colorado)
Ole Miss you when I'm gone. (Mississippi)
On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. (Arizona)
The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick. (Arizona)
Wanna get leid? (Hawaii)
Wanna share a bowl of ice cream? (Colorado)
Want to Gettysburger some time? (Pennsylvania)
Welcome to the land of 1000 likes. (Minnesota)
What did the dog say to the mitten? I ruff you so hard. (Michigan)
What happens between us, stays between us. (Nevada)
You are a man of true grits. (Georgia)
You are definitely better than Hannah Montana. (Montana)
You are my kind of pueblo. (New Mexico)
You are my lobster. (Maine)
You are the fried oyster of my eye. (Alabama)
You are the Kentucky Fried Chicken for me! (Kentucky)
You flatten me. (Kansas)
You have a cute Butte. (Montana)
You little rock my work! (Arkansas)
You make me want to say corny stuff. (Iowa)
You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)
You make my stomach all Raleigh-poly. (North Carolina)
You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb. (Hawaii)
You run ring-roads around the other girls. (Rhode Island)

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