Are you visiting some tribal land or playing in an Indian reservation bingo casino? Are you hitting up with some hot girls or guys with Native American heritage? Or maybe you just want to be flirty and cheesy on days that relate to Native Americans like Thanksgiving, 49 or Pow Wow? We have compiled and written some of the best Native American tribe inspired pick up lines to help you.

Native American (Indian) Pick Up Lines
Are you a nightmare? Because I got my dream catcher ready for you.
Are you Pocahontas? Because I want to poke-your-hot-ass.
Aren't you that one guy that was in "Dances With Wolves?"
Aye Cheyanne girl, you are as sweet as that grae soda.
Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!
Can I tan your hide?
Come over tonight. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail.
Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story
Damn baby, when you were jingle dancing out there, I had to grab my mother's shawl and put it on my lap
Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin
Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off
Damn girl you're so hot, you're making me speak my native tongue
Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.
Damn girl, you got legs like a mustang
Damn you are sexy when you smell like frybread and lard.
Do you like homemade bannock?
Don't worry, nobody's here, they're all out playing bingo right now
Don't you ride bulls with my cousin?
Girl, you must be cherokee. Because everytime I look at you, you just be starring at me.
Hey fry bread girl! You got a major commodity body! I would love to snag you for the 49!
Hey girl, do you wanna go to the n8v display at the museum today?
Hey girl, I ain't no 2 minutes, I go by indian time
Hey girl, I love you just the way you are. No need to turn your commod bod into any bod.
Hey girl, is that thong that you are wearing? Is that elk or buckskin?
Hey girl, you had me at the 49 party
Hey girl, you're a pretty good jingle dancer. How about you come back to my place and I'll show you what the fancy dance is all about
Hey no worries, we're second cousins you know
Hey, it took me 2 months of percap checks to go on this date with you
I can do more than just point with these lips.
I can see your soul through your beautiful choke cherry eyes.
I don't care if you lost your first two games, you're my tourney MVP!
I had to gather all these beer cans to go on this date with you
I love you like a fat kid loves Indian tacos.
I make awesome frybread
I saved these elk teeth for you.
I see you're pretty decolonized, I'm pretty decolonized myself.
I won't steal your land, but I will steal your heart!
I'd braid it.
I'd cross every rez, even trade my best horse and fight all your brothers and cousins just to take you out on a date!
I'll take you to watch Shoni.
I've been on many hunting trips you know, and by far you're the best catch
If I were a chief, you would be my personal assistant
Is that a Ball-headed War Club under your poncho or are you happy to see me?
Is your daddy a baker? Because you are a hot frybread.
Join me at the round dance
Let's snag
My Indian name is Throws It Down.
My uncle is the Chairman.
N8v pride!!
Saw you sleeping on the ground like Pocahontas.
Tan my hide
The first time I saw you was like first time winning the jackpot at bingo: unforgettable
Wanna see all the belt buckles I won at INFR?
What's your sign?
What's your spirit animal?
When I first saw you I thought you were cheyenne, because i've been told they're the most beautiful natives, but I was wrong
When I first saw you, my heart was beating like a fancy dance song
When I found this eagle feather, I gave it to you.
When I saw these wildflowers, I picked them for you.
When I caught this salmon, we ate it together.
And when I found this condom, I knew we were going to have sex tonight.
When my grandfather saw you, he said heya heya hot stuff, I knew I had to snag you right there
Will you bead my moccs?
Will you come over to my teepees or do I have to scalp you?
Would you like me to braid your hair before grand entry?
Would you like to lick the fry bread grease off of my lips??
Yeah baby, why dont you come back to my place, and I'll show you what the tomahawk chuck is all about
You are just the right amount of rez for me.
You are like the perfect indian taco: thick on the bottom and light on the top
You are rez.
You look GOOD in Wranglers!
You put the "wow" in pow wow.
You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!


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Native American (Indian Tribal) Pick Up Lines — 1 Comment

  1. Those pickup lines are just too much, but I’ll add one, don’t know if you have heard this before. “Hey babe, do you have enough Indian in you?”. “If not, would you like some more?”. They will never understand how Sacred our old ways are, yet how lighthearted we are. Hope no one kills me when they read this, Oh, I’m an elder.

    Much Love,

    Wolfie

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