139 Pick Up Lines for Women and Cougar To Use on Guys

Are you a girl or woman who’s trying to hunt and pick up guys? We have prepared the best list of pick up lines for you to use on guys. Some of these pick up lines only work for younger men and some are for men in general. Check these out and make your judgement calls. Pick up hot guys with these funny and flirty pick up phrases to start out your conversation.

Pick Up Lines for Women and Cougar Pick Up Lines
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Can I get you a drink?
Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex
Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
Do these feel real to you?
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?
Do you still work or are you retired?
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes
Hey boy, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
Hey boy...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy
Hey, somebody scream Mama Mia!
Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?
Hey, you work out?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Hi, I have a vagina
Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.
Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?
How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
I like my mom friends like I like my coffee: hot, bitter, and full of milk.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
I may not be Dairy Queen, boy, but I'll treat you right!
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?
I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
I'd like to point out that beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."
I'm a feisty cougar and I am catch me a cub.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
I'm looking for a cougar. Can I be your cub?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of having an adult conversation.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?
Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you
Is that old or vintage?
Is your name country crock, Because you can spread me anytime.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue
Me so corny. Me love you long time
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
My kids call me "mom", but you can call me for a playdate anytime.
My taco would like to meat you
Nice package let me help unwrap that!
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
No ring? You should be someone's husband
Oh you date men 10 years younger... some cougar you are... rawr!!!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.
Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar
Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
That's a nice (insert accessory she's rockin') you have, where did you get it?
That's something my mom would do.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.
They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?
Whatever comes after cougar, that's what you are.
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
You are like candy bar; half sweet and half nuts because your kids are driving you crazy.
You are prettier than your daughter.
You are purrrfect!
You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
You know what would go good on your hot dog? Mayo
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?
You'll do!
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together
You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out .
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
Your pick-up lines are almost as old as you are.

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