Are you looking for some funny and hilarious Redneck pick up lines? If so, these redneck influenced pick up lines that feature white, trucks, trailer park, and farming will surely do the trick for you. Get started with your potential relationship with some sweet and clever Redneck pick up lines.

Redneck Pick Up Lines
Are you as good as your sister?
Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
Baby you are finer than a new set of truck tires.
Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.
Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.
Can I bum a chew?
Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, because they've got pick-up trucks.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Get in the truck, bitch!
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
God wants us to be together. That is why he gave us the same parents!
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
Hey babe, nice legs. What time do they open?
Hey baby, nice tooth.
Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
Hey there, do you know I am named confederate Civil War general?
Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Because I got the STD all I need is U
Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!
I bet your father was a good farmer, because you're one fine hoe
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.
I just sharted my pants. Can I get into yours?
I like my girls like my koolaid sweet and go down easy..
I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?
I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue.
I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd sure shootin' put U and me together.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.
If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in you.
Is there a mirror in yer pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Let play taxidermy, I'll mount your rack and stuff your beaver.
Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!
Like my belt buckle? (Why?) It would look better on your forehead!
My friend said you were great in bed.
My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
Nice tooth!
Oh, you live in the country......... I'd like to check you for ticks!
Pull my finger.
Rednecks don't need pickup lines, because they got pick up trucks
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?
Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
You are like a large mouth bass...I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
You are not the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
You can't handle the tooth!
You go curves like a racetrack, and tonight, I'm gonna be your Ricky Bobby.
You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing because I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Your hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel's I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!


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