70 Indian (Desi) Pick Up Lines

Do you have your eye on hot indian guys or girls? Check out these funny Indian related pick up lines! Use these however you like when you think the timing is right.

Indian (Desi) Pick Up Lines
Aaaaayo girl are you from 1A1? Cause you are the 1 who is A1.	Copy This.
Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.	Copy This.
Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!	Copy This.
Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.	Copy This.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!	Copy This.
Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.	Copy This.
Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.	Copy This.
Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.	Copy This.
Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.	Copy This.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.	Copy This.
Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.	Copy This.
Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.	Copy This.
Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues	Copy This.
Babygurlll are you from Turkey? cause whenever I see you I become a Tharkee.	Copy This.
Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.	Copy This.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride!	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again	Copy This.
Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.	Copy This.
Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you.	Copy This.
Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.	Copy This.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.	Copy This.
Hey bby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja	Copy This.
Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!	Copy This.
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?	Copy This.
Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.	Copy This.
How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.	Copy This.
I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!	Copy This.
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.	Copy This.
I need to break my fast, Can I have a date	Copy This.
I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.	Copy This.
I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined.	Copy This.
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.	Copy This.
I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.	Copy This.
I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.	Copy This.
I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.	Copy This.
I'm tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar, Can we please try Unatthar (69) ?	Copy This.
I've never had to Ask The Sexpert	Copy This.
If I were a tabla, I'd let you bang me all night long.	Copy This.
If you and I were a garden, I'd put my tuLIPS and your tuLIPS together.	Copy This.
If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.	Copy This.
Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery!	Copy This.
Is your dad CJP? cause there's a suo-moto in my pants every time you're around	Copy This.
My life without you is like bhel without chutney.	Copy This.
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.	Copy This.
One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.	Copy This.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!	Copy This.
Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.	Copy This.
Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.	Copy This.
That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.	Copy This.
That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?	Copy This.
The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account	Copy This.
Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.	Copy This.
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai.	Copy This.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.	Copy This.
When I look at you... kuch kuch hotha hai	Copy This.
Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you	Copy This.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?	Copy This.
You are like rice and curry... I could eat you all day.	Copy This.
You are the chutney to my samosa.	Copy This.
You complete me like naraa completes shalwar.	Copy This.
You know, our parents engaged us when we were little... I guess they forgot to tell you.	Copy This.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate.	Copy This.
You put the desi in desirable.	Copy This.
You wanna taste my kulfi?	Copy This.
You're a Salman fan? I love SRK! I've always wanted to have mixed race babies.	Copy This.
You're like chutney... you spice up my life!	Copy This.
You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.	Copy This.
You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable	Copy This.
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!	Copy This.
Your butt is rounder than my idlis.	Copy This.