Check out these funny Indian related pick up lines if you have your eye on a hot Indian guy or girl! Use these however you like when you think the timing is right.
| Indian (Desi) Pick Up Lines |
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| Aaaaayo girl are you from 1A1? Cause you are the 1 who is A1. |
| Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass. |
| Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you! |
| Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants. |
| Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you! |
| Are you smog? Because you take my breath away. |
| Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me. |
| Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns. |
| Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat. |
| Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry. |
| Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai. |
| Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity everytime you are around. |
| Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues |
| Babygurlll are you from Turkey? cause whenever I see you I become a Tharkee. |
| Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry. |
| Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride! |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again |
| Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast. |
| Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you. |
| Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka. |
| Go out with me and you won't be sari. |
| Hey bby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja |
| Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan! |
| Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar? |
| Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa. |
| How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri. |
| I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you! |
| I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart. |
| I need to break my fast, Can I have a date |
| I wanna be the sambal to your dosa. |
| I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined. |
| I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you. |
| I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours. |
| I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai. |
| I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up. |
| I'm tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar, Can we please try Unatthar (69) ? |
| I've never had to Ask The Sexpert |
| If I were a tabla, I'd let you bang me all night long. |
| If you and I were a garden, I'd put my tuLIPS and your tuLIPS together. |
| If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela. |
| Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery! |
| Is your dad CJP? cause there's a suo-moto in my pants every time you're around |
| My life without you is like bhel without chutney. |
| One date and I'll swachh you off your feet. |
| One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving. |
| Our kundalis are a perfect match! |
| Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss. |
| Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia. |
| That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor. |
| That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it? |
| The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account |
| Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai. |
| Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai. |
| We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together. |
| When I look at you... kuch kuch hotha hai |
| Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you |
| Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna? |
| You are like rice and curry... I could eat you all day. |
| You are the chutney to my samosa. |
| You complete me like naraa completes shalwar. |
| You know, our parents engaged us when we were little... I guess they forgot to tell you. |
| You look like you could use some hot chocolate. |
| You put the desi in desirable. |
| You wanna taste my kulfi? |
| You're a Salman fan? I love SRK! I've always wanted to have mixed race babies. |
| You're like chutney... you spice up my life! |
| You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs. |
| You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable |
| Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot! |
| Your butt is rounder than my idlis. |
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