We have compiled a funny list of Jewish or hebrew related pick up lines. Enjoy and hope they can work in your favor for the guy or girl that you like!

Jewish Pick Up Lines
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for
All I want for Channukah is you.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a torah? 'Cause I wanna dance with you all night.
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
Are you Jewish? Cause you israeli hot!
Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you.
Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.
Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me.
Can I come into your massada?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
Can I light your manorah?
Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can this maccabee fit inside your canon?
Come shake your tush at tonight's shabbos tish.
Dang girl, I'd like to bake my rugelach in your oven.
Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
Do you want something to atone for on yom kippur?
Do you want to make tongith different from all other nights?
Do you want to shake my luluv?
Do you want to spin my dreidel?
Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?
Don't worry I won't passover you.
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, heart for heart. You stole my heart, you owe me yours.
Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.
Got any Jewish in you? Want some?
Have I seen you on j-date?
How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
I like my women like I like my dreidels.....bottom heavy
I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway.
I only drink cholov yisroel, but I still ou d.
I think I just broke the omer. Because when I saw you my heart sang.
I wanna go bilam on you and hit that ass as hard as I can.
I wanna light your menorah.
I will undress you faster than the torah, so I can run my yad up and down your columns.
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
I'd make you an aguna, but if you want I can still tie you down.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream "Let my people go!"
I'll take you to the promised land.
I'm a chacham in yeshiva, but a rasha in bed.
If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
If your legs are chag, can I visit you on hol ha-moed?
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day?
Is your name nadav or avihu? 'Cause you are smoking hot.
Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
Israel's south may be a desert, but my negec is overflowing.
It's shavuos so we better go all night.
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.
Like ma'oz tzur, I'm longer than you think.
My apples are just dying for your honey!
My name is Dovid. But they call me Goliat. Wanna find out why?
My nose isn't the only thing that's big.....
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
Studying nezikin is fun, but I now what you really wanna study is my zraim.
That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor!
That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
The safe word is shibolet.
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
Want to party in my sukkah?
We could use that oil to light the menoah, but I've got a better idea...
We lost gaza. No need to lose the strip.
We won't violate ba'al taschit if you swallow.
Whatever we do during the rabbi's speech will be forgiven by neilah.
When is kippur? 'Cause I want you on your knees.
When Korach sinned, the earth swallowed him up. When you're naughty, I'll swallow you up.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Whether I use my mouth or my staff, I can make water flow from your rock.
Which commandment do you want to break?
Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...
Will you let me put my candle near your labia menorah?
Will you let me shake your lulav?
Yo gurl don't Jewish that you were mine
You better put that matzah away, because I'm going to make you wet.
You bring the apples i’ll bring the honey
You give me a lag b'oner.
You had me at Shalom.
You know how it is with Jewish culture, everything begins at sundown!
You look familiar. Did I read about you in shir hashirim?
You may not be a Moshe, but when you touch my snake it'll turn right into a staff.
You might not make a minyan, but you are still a ten in my book.
You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
You must be Eve, because I want you to touch my nachash arum.
You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise.


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