61 Gay and Lesbian Pick Up Lines

Please note that these pick up lines can be a little funny and dirty. Use these pick up lines to help you get the guy or girl that you want. These sayings all have a little gay and lesbian inspiration to them, enjoy, have fun and hope these will work!

Gay and Lesbian Pick Up Lines
(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.
Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that.
Can I ride your joystick?
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
I hope you don't have tetnus cause tonight you are gonna nail me
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
I support gay marriage.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow
I'm so GLAAD to have met you!
I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
It ain't matter to me if you a gay bi or normal.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Real men eat me.
So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.
We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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