Please note that these pick up lines can be a little funny and dirty. Use these pick up lines to help you get the guy or girl that you want. These sayings all have a little gay and lesbian inspiration to them, enjoy, have fun and hope these will work!
| Gay and Lesbian Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes. | |
| Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns! | |
| Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE. | |
| Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay. | |
| Bitch, you so fine, I'll tap that. | |
| Can I ride your joystick? | |
| Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale? | |
| Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie. | |
| Do you mind if I push in your stool? | |
| Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard. | |
| Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. | |
| Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. | |
| Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt. | |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom? | |
| Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one? | |
| Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual | |
| Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks? | |
| Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled? | |
| Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE. | |
| Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours? | |
| Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual? | |
| Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? | |
| I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. | |
| I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. | |
| I hope you don't have tetnus cause tonight you are gonna nail me | |
| I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat! | |
| I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you. | |
| I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line. | |
| I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. | |
| I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? | |
| I support gay marriage. | |
| I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand | |
| I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior. | |
| I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow | |
| I'm so GLAAD to have met you! | |
| I've got an oral exam later, can I practice with you? | |
| I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine! | |
| I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior | |
| If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together. | |
| If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public. | |
| Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? | |
| Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick. | |
| It ain't matter to me if you a gay bi or normal. | |
| It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding. | |
| Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you? | |
| May I stick a banana in your tailpipe? | |
| My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. | |
| My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z. | |
| Nice ass... what time does it open? | |
| Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot. | |
| Real men eat me. | |
| So how do lesbians have sex? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you. | |
| We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow? | |
| When I'm around you I can't think straight. | |
| Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? | |
| Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder? | |
| You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night. | |
| You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside. | |
| You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth. | |
| You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez" | |
| You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? |
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