We have compiled a funny list of Jewish or hebrew related pick up lines. Enjoy and hope they can work in your favor for the guy or girl that you like!
| Jewish Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through. | |
| After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for | |
| All I want for Chanukah is you. | |
| Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Are you a torah? 'Cause I wanna dance with you all night. | |
| Are you bar mitzvah, cuz I need a woman? | |
| Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you. | |
| Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot! | |
| Are you the messiah, because I've been waiting for you. | |
| Are you the milk or the honey I was promised? | |
| Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross. | |
| Baby lets run away together, just Jew and Me. | |
| Can I come into your massada? | |
| Can I dip my maror in your charoset. | |
| Can I go into you garden of Eden? | |
| Can I light your manorah? | |
| Can I put my knife between your lechem mishneh? | |
| Can I put out your burning bush? | |
| Can this maccabee fit inside your canon? | |
| Come shake your tush at tonight's shabbos tish. | |
| Dang girl, I'd like to bake my rugelach in your oven. | |
| Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)! | |
| Do you wanna spin my dreidel? | |
| Do you want something to atone for on yom kippur? | |
| Do you want to make tonight different from all other nights? | |
| Do you want to shake my luluv? | |
| Do you want to spin my dreidel? | |
| Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights? | |
| Do you want to try my Hebrew national hotdog? | |
| Don't worry I won't Passover you. | |
| Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now. | |
| Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, heart for heart. You stole my heart, you owe me yours. | |
| Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven? | |
| Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns... | |
| God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you. | |
| God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak. | |
| Got any Jewish in you? Want some? | |
| Have I seen you on j-date? | |
| How about you and I make the dead sea come alive. | |
| How bout I play Moses and u play with my staff | |
| How bout I play Moses and u play with my staff. | |
| I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed. | |
| I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week. | |
| I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul. | |
| I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby | |
| I like my women like I like my dreidels.....bottom heavy | |
| I may not be Elisha but will you open the door anyway. | |
| I only drink cholov Yisroel, but I still ou d. | |
| I think I just broke the omer. Because when I saw you my heart sang. | |
| I wanna go bilam on you and hit that ass as hard as I can. | |
| I wanna light your menorah. | |
| I will undress you faster than the torah, so I can run my yad up and down your columns. | |
| I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years. | |
| I'd make you an aguna, but if you want I can still tie you down. | |
| I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream "Let my people go!" | |
| I'll take you to the promised land. | |
| I'm a chacham in yeshiva, but a rasha in bed. | |
| If I raise my staff will it only part the sea? | |
| If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe? | |
| If your legs are chag, can I visit you on hol ha-moed? | |
| In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home? | |
| Instead of the torah, can I study your body 3 times a day? | |
| Is your name nadav or avihu? 'Cause you are smoking hot. | |
| Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes. | |
| Israel's south may be a desert, but my negec is overflowing. | |
| It's shavuos so we better go all night. | |
| Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal. | |
| Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden. | |
| Lets do it Adam and eve style, behind some bushes. | |
| Like ma'oz tzur, I'm longer than you think. | |
| My apples are just dying for your honey! | |
| My name is Dovid. But they call me Goliath. Wanna find out why? | |
| My nose isn't the only thing that's big..... | |
| My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome | |
| Once you go Jew, no Christian will do. | |
| Once you go Jew, nothing else will do. | |
| Studying nezikin is fun, but I now what you really wanna study is my zraim. | |
| That yarmulke would look great on my bedroom floor! | |
| That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning. | |
| The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah. | |
| The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you. | |
| The safe word is shibolet. | |
| This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you | |
| Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you. | |
| Want to go fiddle on a roof? | |
| Want to party in my sukkah? | |
| We could use that oil to light the menoah, but I've got a better idea... | |
| We lost gaza. No need to lose the strip. | |
| We won't violate ba'al taschit if you swallow. | |
| Whatever we do during the rabbi's speech will be forgiven by neilah. | |
| When is kippur? 'Cause I want you on your knees. | |
| When Korach sinned, the earth swallowed him up. When you're naughty, I'll swallow you up. | |
| When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching! | |
| Whether I use my mouth or my staff, I can make water flow from your rock. | |
| Which commandment do you want to break? | |
| Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why... | |
| Will you let me put my candle near your labia menorah? | |
| Will you let me shake your lulav? | |
| Yo gurl don't Jewish that you were mine | |
| You better put that matzah away, because I'm going to make you wet. | |
| You bring the apples i’ll bring the honey | |
| You give me a lag b'oner. | |
| You had me at Shalom. | |
| You know how it is with Jewish culture, everything begins at sundown! | |
| You look familiar. Did I read about you in shir hashirim? | |
| You may not be a Moshe, but when you touch my snake it'll turn right into a staff. | |
| You might not make a minyan, but you are still a ten in my book. | |
| You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you. | |
| You must be Eve, because I want you to touch my nachash arum. | |
| You must not be kosher for passover because you're making my matza rise. |
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