Have your eye on an Latino or mexican guy or girl? Take a look at these funny and clever pick up lines that are latino themed. Please note that some of these may be a little ignorant or racist. Make your best judgement call when using these pick up lines. They are usually the best to be used when you are Mexican yourself. Enjoy and have fun!
Mexican Pick Up Lines | |
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Are you a bottle of tabasco sauce? Because i'd like to lose your top. | |
Are you a bud light lime? Because you look like a guilty pleasure. | |
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalapeño. I better wear a glove when I handle you! | |
Ay dios mio! Jorge jr. Just got muy gordito. | |
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life. | |
Chica, you're like a piñata, because i'd definitely hit that! | |
Dammmnnnnn boy, you can stick your taquito in my guacamole anytime you want! | |
Dayum...One Look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried. | |
Do you like Mexican food? Because I will wrap you in my arms and make you my baerito. | |
Hablas Espanol? No matter — my love needs no translation. | |
Hey chica! There's like, a fiesta in my pantalones and you and your amigas are invited. | |
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila. | |
I see you've got some tequila there, does that mean you're willing to give me a shot? | |
I won't blame the tequila if I get with you! | |
I would love to stuff your piñata. | |
I'd cross borders for you. | |
I'll even throw in my secret sauce free of charge. | |
I'm the Juan for you. | |
If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants. | |
Is your name "Sabado"? Because that ass is gigante. | |
Mexicans don't kiss. Make Out. | |
There’s a fiesta in my gauchos and you and your maracas are definitely invited! | |
We can blame it on fajita the moment. | |
You and tequila make me crazy. | |
You are sexy. You are Mexican. You are a Sexican. | |
You had me at taco. | |
You look even better than eating dulce de leche with your finger! | |
You're rice and I am the beans. Together, we are a combo plate of bueno | |
You're the kind of girl I could mariachi… |
Y’all have no bolas
“why me!?!?”
-Jonathan
You are the burrito and I am the taco so stick that burrito in my taco
Okay
Lik city mexico
Are you a mexican… cus u jump my border
let me find out you guys aren’t mexican ]
naww cuh i am im just checkin this shi out cuz im bored
Jaja im bored but yur im from mexico
If you were a bottle I’d fill you up
Are you trash? Cause Im the whole dumpster
Are you a cucaracha? because you can wiggle with me all night
YOU DID NOT-
Are you a piojo chula? Because your always in my head
My titties are so hard
Ain’t no way💀
deaf l male city gedaref english sudan
work english good peace right friend
April 13, 2023
Are you tequila, because I rather put my taco in you 😉
-zeidi😘
My d can fit in any girls bootys
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bro wtf 👀
THOSE ARE BEUTIFILL!!!!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Are you a border cause I can’t get over u
Are u a tamal? Cuz es ta mal that your not with me
are you day of the dead because when i saw you i knew i would die for you
Are you Mexican? Because I like you and tequila? Yes? Hola?