139 Pick Up Lines for Women and Cougar To Use on Guys

Are you a girl or woman who’s trying to hunt and pick up guys? We have prepared the best list of pick up lines for you to use on guys. Some of these pick up lines only work for younger men and some are for men in general. Check these out and make your judgement calls. Pick up hot guys with these funny and flirty pick up phrases to start out your conversation.

Pick Up Lines for Women and Cougar Pick Up Lines
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"	Copy This.
Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns	Copy This.
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you	Copy This.
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.	Copy This.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.	Copy This.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.	Copy This.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.	Copy This.
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.	Copy This.
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts	Copy This.
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?	Copy This.
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?	Copy This.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.	Copy This.
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day	Copy This.
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me	Copy This.
Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?	Copy This.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear	Copy This.
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber	Copy This.
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.	Copy This.
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"	Copy This.
Can I get you a drink?	Copy This.
Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.	Copy This.
Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex	Copy This.
Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice	Copy This.
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want	Copy This.
Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!	Copy This.
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?	Copy This.
Do these feel real to you?	Copy This.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag	Copy This.
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open	Copy This.
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet	Copy This.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.	Copy This.
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?	Copy This.
Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?	Copy This.
Do you still work or are you retired?	Copy This.
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?	Copy This.
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?	Copy This.
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight	Copy This.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes	Copy This.
Hey boy, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.	Copy This.
Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?	Copy This.
Hey boy...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?	Copy This.
Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?	Copy This.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy	Copy This.
Hey, somebody scream Mama Mia!	Copy This.
Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?	Copy This.
Hey, you work out?	Copy This.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?	Copy This.
Hi, I have a vagina	Copy This.
Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.	Copy This.
Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?	Copy This.
Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?	Copy This.
How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized	Copy This.
How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?	Copy This.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!	Copy This.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans	Copy This.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin	Copy This.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you	Copy This.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.	Copy This.
I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?	Copy This.
I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!	Copy This.
I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood	Copy This.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line	Copy This.
I like my mom friends like I like my coffee: hot, bitter, and full of milk.	Copy This.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?	Copy This.
I may not be Dairy Queen, boy, but I'll treat you right!	Copy This.
I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don't we?	Copy This.
I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!	Copy This.
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.	Copy This.
I'd like to point out that beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."	Copy This.
I'm a feisty cougar and I am catch me a cub.	Copy This.
I'm a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live	Copy This.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.	Copy This.
I'm looking for a cougar. Can I be your cub?	Copy This.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of having an adult conversation.	Copy This.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.	Copy This.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?	Copy This.
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.	Copy This.
I've got the buns, do you have the hot dog?	Copy This.
If I could have you in bed, I wouldn't need the cover to keep warm	Copy This.
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?	Copy This.
Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?	Copy This.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?	Copy This.
Is that a banana in your pants cause I'll 'ape you	Copy This.
Is that old or vintage?	Copy This.
Is your name country crock, Because you can spread me anytime.	Copy This.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.	Copy This.
Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.	Copy This.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?	Copy This.
look at the guy, squint your sexy eyes, sensually lick your upper lip with the tip of your tongue	Copy This.
Me so corny. Me love you long time	Copy This.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today	Copy This.
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?	Copy This.
My body is a movie and your penis is the star!	Copy This.
My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.	Copy This.
My kids call me "mom", but you can call me for a playdate anytime.	Copy This.
My taco would like to meat you	Copy This.
Nice package let me help unwrap that!	Copy This.
Nice package, you need me to sign up that?	Copy This.
Nice package. Let me unwrap that for you	Copy This.
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?	Copy This.
No ring? You should be someone's husband	Copy This.
Oh you date men 10 years younger... some cougar you are... rawr!!!	Copy This.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.	Copy This.
Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar	Copy This.
Somebody call the cops, because it is illegal for a lady to look that good after just having a boy.	Copy This.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!	Copy This.
That's a nice (insert accessory she's rockin') you have, where did you get it?	Copy This.
That's something my mom would do.	Copy This.
There are no seats, can I sit on your face?	Copy This.
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.	Copy This.
They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass	Copy This.
Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?	Copy This.
Wanna go halfsies on a baby?	Copy This.
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under	Copy This.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.	Copy This.
What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?	Copy This.
Whatever comes after cougar, that's what you are.	Copy This.
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.	Copy This.
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?	Copy This.
You are like candy bar; half sweet and half nuts because your kids are driving you crazy.	Copy This.
You are prettier than your daughter.	Copy This.
You are purrrfect!	Copy This.
You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.	Copy This.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.	Copy This.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?	Copy This.
You know what would go good on your hot dog? Mayo	Copy This.
You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.	Copy This.
You like to eat Mexican?. Because you're heating up my taco	Copy This.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill	Copy This.
You look so young; I'm surprised you don't have any wrinkles.	Copy This.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.	Copy This.
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."	Copy This.
You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?	Copy This.
You'll do!	Copy This.
You're beautiful and has U in it, but "quickie" has U and I together	Copy This.
You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out .	Copy This.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.	Copy This.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection	Copy This.
Your pick-up lines are almost as old as you are.	Copy This.