47 Avocado Pick Up Lines

Do you like avocados or do your loved ones love avocados? Use cheesy avocado pick-up lines. Eating, smashing, ripe avocados for every pick up lines involving avocados. Are you an avocado, cute avocado, and more pickuplines with avocado? Impress and flirt with your loved ones with common foods with avocado. Easy Copy & Paste!

Avocado Pick Up Lines
All you need is love and an avocado.	Copy This.
And we will live happily avo after.	Copy This.
Are you an avocado? Because I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.	Copy This.
Are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna guacamolinside you.	Copy This.
Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.	Copy This.
Avocado a crush on you.	Copy This.
Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.	Copy This.
Avocados are getting kind of expensive. Can I smash you instead?	Copy This.
Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.	Copy This.
Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.	Copy This.
Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.	Copy This.
Babe, I'll put you between a guac and a hard place.	Copy This.
Babe, let's do some avocardio in bed.	Copy This.
Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.	Copy This.
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.	Copy This.
Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.	Copy This.
Girl, let's guac’ed around the clock.	Copy This.
Girl, you are a perfectly ripe avocado. You are so good you could guaced my entire world.	Copy This.
Girl, you are avocado out of this world.	Copy This.
Girl, you want avo good time?	Copy This.
Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.	Copy This.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?	Copy This.
I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.	Copy This.
I could hit your guac bottom any night.	Copy This.
I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.	Copy This.
I love you like I love avocado.	Copy This.
I wanna Guaccupuncture you tonight.	Copy This.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.	Copy This.
I want to put my seed in your avocado.	Copy This.
If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.	Copy This.
I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.	Copy This.
I'm gonna name your ass avocado. Because it's the good kind of fat.	Copy This.
Is this the produce department. Because I'm harder than a grocery store avocado.	Copy This.
It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.	Copy This.
Let's Avocuddle.	Copy This.
Let's put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.	Copy This.
Not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, not yet, eat me now, too late. Avocado.	Copy This.
Our love is like delicious avocado. So wrong, but so ripe!	Copy This.
Spread love as thick as you would avocado.”	Copy This.
We’re going to avo-baby.	Copy This.
What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.	Copy This.
Will you sleep with me if I buy you guacamole? No, maybe you are not an avocado-ho.	Copy This.
With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.	Copy This.
You are all I avo wanted.	Copy This.
You are avo-ry special person to me.	Copy This.
You’re the avocado of my life.	Copy This.
You’re the avocado to my toast.	Copy This.