| Are you a bread dough? Because I'd knead you. | |
| Are you a frito because your really corny | |
| Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you. | |
| Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte. | |
| Are you interested in a fromage a trois? | |
| Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage. | |
| Baby do you like deli meat? Come back to my place and I will let you try the sausage. | |
| Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat! | |
| Bag it and tag it. | |
| Bet you've never seen a kielbasa like that, huh? | |
| Can I double stuff your pastrami sandwich? | |
| Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. | |
| Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad? | |
| Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants | |
| Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life | |
| Come on baby, sex is like meat loaf: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. | |
| Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass | |
| Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? | |
| Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip? | |
| Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my wiener between those buns | |
| Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this dick | |
| Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face | |
| Do you like corned beef? If not can I have yours? | |
| Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y. | |
| Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth | |
| Do you prefer Espresso or brewed coffee for your morning coffee? | |
| Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely. | |
| Do you want chips with that sandwich? | |
| Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns. | |
| Dressing on the side? | |
| Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u 'Now And Later' | |
| Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet! | |
| Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty. | |
| God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese. | |
| Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. | |
| Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand. | |
| Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to? | |
| Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. | |
| Hey ,they call me coffee because I grind so fine | |
| Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto? | |
| Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? | |
| Hey girl, you look real gouda. | |
| Hey girl, your butte is outta this world. | |
| Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D | |
| Holy guacamole, I'd love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your Worcestershire to me. | |
| How about a 12' hot Italian | |
| How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle | |
| How about a ride on the bologna pony? | |
| How about we check out the new deli and write about it on my food blog? | |
| How hot does your gas oven get? | |
| I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you | |
| I am NOT a bologna sandwich. | |
| I can last as long as a Mozzarella cheese. | |
| I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster. | |
| I could rack my grain and still wouldn't be able to think of a prettier girl than you. | |
| I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich | |
| I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread. | |
| I got an extra slice for you. | |
| I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place. | |
| I have got your pound of meat right here baby. | |
| I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting? | |
| I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? | |
| I know we just met, but will you reuben me? | |
| I like my women, like I like my Mortadella, cured and packed with olives. | |
| I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. | |
| I love you l like a hot stove baby! I will put a bun in your oven! | |
| I may acting like a ham, but you can be rest assured I'm 100% kosher. | |
| I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast. | |
| I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich. | |
| I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese. | |
| I want you more then a smoothie on a hot summer day. | |
| I would love to relish you. | |
| I would so make your sandwich | |
| I'd take you to the deli but there's nothing more delicatessen than you | |
| I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go. | |
| I'm a master baker. | |
| I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite? | |
| I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel? | |
| I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick. | |
| I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great | |
| I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my milkshake | |
| I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste? | |
| I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night BLT? | |
| If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me? | |
| If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! | |
| If sexy were sandwich. you would be double stacked. | |
| If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner. | |
| If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time. | |
| If you were a salad, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you. | |
| If you were going to open a deli, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour. | |
| If your lips are foreign imported wine, then I want to get savor each sip. | |
| Insert meat and mayo here. | |
| Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is your Daddy a baker? Because your buns are fantastic! | |
| Just add dressing. | |
| Keep me in the fridge till you want me. | |
| Let's ditch this party and hit the after-Havarti at my place. | |
| Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? | |
| Let's just stay in and curdle tonight. | |
| Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now? | |
| Lunch is on me. I know the best deli in town. | |
| Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes! | |
| My crush on you makes me crumble like feta. | |
| Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u | |
| Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage. | |
| Oh my God, that is the hottest thing ever. You made me a sandwich? | |
| Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate. | |
| Please brie my valentine. | |
| See this slice of bread? You are the best thing in here since that. | |
| So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch. | |
| The best buns in town just walked in the door. | |
| Wanna spend the night at my cottage? | |
| We can sandwich toast to orgasms. | |
| What's a nice girl like you doing in a meat market like this | |
| Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich? | |
| Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes. | |
| Would you let me cater your event? I want to taste every part of you. | |
| You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot deli. You in? | |
| You are a stack of cold cut - without you my sandwiches will be meaningless. | |
| You are my missing ingredient. | |
| You are sexy enough to make me a sandwich. | |
| You are the cheese to my macaroni. | |
| You like making sandwiches? | |
| You look gouda nuff to eat. | |
| You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you. | |
| You look like a piece of pastry inside the glass display case that I'm dying to get a piece of. | |
| You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! | |
| You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad. | |
| You make me melt like cheese in the Hot Capicola Sandwich. | |
| You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery. | |
| You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car. | |
| You sound like a delicious deli sandwich that I am hungry for. | |
| You're hotter and sweeter than that Capicolla | |
| You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality. | |
| You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! | |
| You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack. | |
| You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. | |
| You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like honey ham. | |
| You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a tip jar. | |
| You’re spicier than jalapeno. | |
| Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water. | |
| Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar. | |
| Your legs are like mayonnaise, smooth creamy and easy to spread. | |
| Your name must be Candy… Because you look so sweet. | |
| Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious | |
| Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta. | |
| Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. | |
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