Vegetarian is a lifestyle choice that are practiced by many hot girls and guys. Use these funny and flirty vegan and vegetarian related pick up lines to help you score a veggie eating person. These veg and veggie plant food related phrases will sure help you leave the fun loving first impression.
| Vegan and Vegetarian Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Baby, you have the passion and figure of a Vegan. | |
| Baby, you have the passion of a vegan as well as figure of a vegetarian. | |
| Baby, you marinate my tempeh. | |
| Can I cover you in agave nectar? | |
| Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion. | |
| Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new hemp linens, but I need an additional opinion. | |
| Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty. | |
| Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling. | |
| Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans? | |
| How do you get your protein? | |
| How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized? | |
| I am sure we could both reach the big O in no time. Organic that is. | |
| I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out? | |
| I have veganaise in the fridge at my place. | |
| I know all the E-numbers. | |
| I may be a vegan, but I want your meat. | |
| I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey. | |
| I would like to give a kiss tofu. | |
| I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini. | |
| I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you. | |
| I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything. | |
| If I give you my number will you promise to kale me? | |
| If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me? | |
| If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please? | |
| May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition. | |
| May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition. | |
| Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now. | |
| My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you. | |
| Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed. | |
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| The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture? | |
| Wanna come up and see my Vitamix? | |
| Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels? | |
| What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar? | |
| Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake? | |
| Ya wanna mix vitamins? | |
| You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you. | |
| You’re a hot chick…pea eater. | |
| Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it? | |
| Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it? | |
| You are the only meat I will ever put in my body. |
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