Use this complete list of food related pick up lines to help you get the guys or girls. we have included different types of food based on ethnicity such as Asian or about cheese specific food items, or at common restaurant locations such as McDonald, 7-11, and more. Enjoy and hope these pick up lines can work for you.
| Food Pick Up Lines | ||
|---|---|---|
| Your like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn | 7-11 | |
| Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip? | Bacon | |
| I'm a master baker. | Baking | |
| This city has [insert number] of microbrews, but only this one has the blonde I want. | Bar | |
| Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill | BBQ | |
| Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill | BBQ | |
| You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! | Biscuit | |
| If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! | Breakfast | |
| I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast. | Breakfast | |
| Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? | Breakfast | |
| I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you suck this dick. | Breakfast | |
| I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey. | Butter | |
| You look like a cake I'm dying to get a piece of, before Janice from accounting eats you all up. Janice is a cannibal, and that's not a joke. | Cake | |
| Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later" | Candy | |
| Your name must be Candy… ‘cuz you look so sweet. | Candy | |
| Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes! | Candy | |
| You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts. | Candy Bar | |
| Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet! | Candy Bar | |
| Have you ever tried hand-pulled, salted cardamom toffee? Why don’t we head back to my place and I’ll whip you up a batch. | Candy; Toffee | |
| Do you like Kellogg's? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes? | Cereal | |
| Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you're looking magically delicious! | Cereal | |
| Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat | Cereal | |
| God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese. | Cheese | |
| Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate. | Cheese | |
| I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese. | Cheese | |
| Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar. | Cheese | |
| My crush on you makes me crumble like feta. | Cheese | |
| If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time. | Cheese | |
| You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack. | Cheese | |
| My love for you is as hot as deep fried mozzarella sticks. | Cheese | |
| If anyone else hits on you, I'll just tell them, “That's nacho girl.” | Cheese | |
| Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes. | Cheese | |
| Hey girl, I hope that's nacho man over there. | Cheese | |
| Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely. | Cheese | |
| Let's ditch this party and hit the after-Havarti at my place. | Cheese | |
| Wanna spend the night at my cottage? | Cheese | |
| Let's just stay in and curdle tonight. | Cheese | |
| Hey girl, your butte is outta this world. | Cheese | |
| I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster. | Cheese | |
| I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread. | Cheese | |
| Please brie my valentine. | Cheese | |
| I wish you were cheesecake, 'cause I'd eat you right up. | Cheese | |
| Hey girl, you look real gouda. | Cheese | |
| Are you interested in a fromage a trois? | Cheese | |
| You are the cheese to my macaroni. | Cheese | |
| You look gouda nuff to eat. | Cheese | |
| God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese. | Cheese | |
| You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality. | Cheese | |
| Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce. | Chicken Nugget | |
| I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more. | Chinese; Dim Sum | |
| Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night. | Chips | |
| You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! | Chips | |
| Are you a Frito cause your really corny | Chips | |
| Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off. | Chocolate | |
| Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke a lot on this dick | Chocolate | |
| Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one. | Chocolate | |
| I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great | Chocolate Pudding | |
| Do you prefer French Press or Bialetti for your morning coffee? | Coffee | |
| Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants | Coffee | |
| Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine | Coffee | |
| Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. | Coffee; Starbucks | |
| Wanna see how my cookie crumbles? | Cookies | |
| Do you like Smores?, well how about s'more of this dick up you a** | Cookies | |
| Need a cooking partner? Because I am amazing in the kitchen. | Cooking | |
| I studied at a culinary school in France and know all the secrets tojoie de vivre. | Cooking | |
| If I wrote a cookbook, you’d be the featured recipe. | Cooking | |
| Staring at you is better than looking at food porn. | Cooking | |
| You know, I cook best in the morning. | Cooking | |
| How about we go back to my place and make something to write about on my food blog? | Cooking | |
| I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime! | Cooking | |
| I know we just met, but will you marinade me? | Cooking | |
| I can last longer than cast iron. | Cookware | |
| Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you. | Cookware | |
| Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face | Cool Whip | |
| Did you bring these cupcakes in the break room? No? Oh, I figured you did, considering how incredibly sweet they are. | Cupcakes | |
| If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you. | Dessert | |
| You’re so hot, you could make creme brulée with just your looks. | Dessert | |
| Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta. | Dessert; Panna Cotta | |
| Dinner is on me. I know the chef. | Dinner | |
| Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner! | Dinner | |
| I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLY! | Donuts | |
| You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like doughnuts. | Donuts | |
| Have you ever tried bone luging? | Drink | |
| You’re as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor. | Drink; Liquor | |
| If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted. | Drink; Vodka | |
| I’m a locavore… I got all I need right in front of me. | Eating | |
| Staring at you is better than looking at food porn. | Eating | |
| Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? | Egg Roll | |
| Can I serve you a frittata made with local ducks eggs in bed tomorrow morning? | Eggs | |
| When it comes to me, you’ve got free range. | Eggs | |
| How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! | Eggs | |
| How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized! | Eggs | |
| Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. | Farm | |
| What are you doing this fall? How about we take advantage of the harvest season? | Farm | |
| Once the rainy seasons comes, we should forage together. | Farm | |
| Do you need someone to help pitch your tent at farmers market? | Farm | |
| Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk! | Farm | |
| Let’s pretend you’re a farm and I’ll be the table. | Farm | |
| Crispy Crunchy Tender Flaky Crust... (Hot Pocket) | Fast Food | |
| I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late! | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It" | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| You must work at subway...cause you're givin' me a foot long. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| They call me the king… ‘cuz you can have me your way (Burger King). | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| I'm like KFC, I'm finger lickin' good. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| I'm like Burger King you can have it YOUR WAY. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Just like at BK, You're the boss. (Burger King) | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Just like at BK, my fire's always ready (Burger King) | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| HAHA you're like burger king, home of the whopper. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| My p**** is like Rally's, you GOTTA eat. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Like Taco Bell, I'm up late and I eat great ;). | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Like at McDonalds I LOVE to see you smile. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| You're like McDonald's baby, I'm lovin it! | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| My p**** is like Wendy's, fresh and never frozen. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| It's WAAAYYY better than fast food (Wendy's) | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Do what tastes right, and that's ME. (Wendy's) | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Just like Wendy's, Where's the beef baby? | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| My junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better p****. | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Sleepin with me is like quizno's.. MMM TOASTY | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh? (Subway) | Fast Food Restaurant | |
| Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC! | Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken | |
| Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick. | Fast Food Restaurant; Fried Chicken | |
| I'm German, do you want to see my Weiner schnitzel? | Fast Food Restaurant; Hot Dog | |
| I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. | Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza | |
| Excuse me? Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready. | Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza | |
| Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust. | Fast Food Restaurant; Pizza | |
| This first date is going so well. Should we drop everything and buy a food truck together? | Food Truck | |
| Do you want fries with that shake! | French Fries; Milk Shake | |
| They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too | Fruit; Apple | |
| I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling. | Fruit; Banana | |
| Hey do you want to make like a banana and split the check. | Fruit; Banana; Ice Cream | |
| So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning. | Fruit; Berry; Pancakes | |
| Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours? | Fruit; Cherry | |
| Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my banana | Fruit; Cherry; Banana | |
| Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts. | Fruit; Coconuts | |
| They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silent | Fruit; Grape | |
| Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? | Fruit; Honeydew | |
| Honeydew you think we should just have a big wedding now? 'Cause I cantaloupe. | Fruit; Honeydew; Cantaloupe | |
| Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple. | Fruit; Pineapple | |
| If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? | Fruit; Watermelon | |
| I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. | Gatorade | |
| Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? | Hamburger | |
| Do you like hamburgers? cuz i'll go in-n-out of you! | Hamburger | |
| Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch? | Hamburger; Lunch | |
| I would love to make you part of this season’s bounty. | Harvest | |
| Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz | Hibachi | |
| Here let me lick the honey off those buns!! | Honey | |
| (Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling | Hostess | |
| Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand. | Hot Dog | |
| Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a wiener stand. | Hot Dog | |
| Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my wiener between those buns | Hot Dog | |
| Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to? | Hot Dog; Donuts | |
| You’re spicier than sriracha. | Hot Sauce | |
| You’re spicier than Sriracha. | Hot Sauce | |
| Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life | Hot Sauce; Enchilada | |
| I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day. | Ice Cream | |
| Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. | Ice Cream | |
| I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers | Ice Cream | |
| I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place. | Ice Cream | |
| You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. | Ice Cream | |
| You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just gotta spoon you. | Ice Cream | |
| You’re my missing ingredient. | Ingredient | |
| You’re my missing ingredient. | Ingredient | |
| (If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage. | Italian; Sausage | |
| Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y. | Jalapenos | |
| You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar. | Jam | |
| Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll. | Jam | |
| You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. | Jam | |
| Your name must be Jelly... ‘cuz jam don't shake like that. | Jelly | |
| Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D | Juice; Sunny-D | |
| Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as slick as you. | Kitchen; Cookware | |
| If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can’t wait to touch them. | Kitchen; Fennel | |
| How hot does your gas oven get? | Kitchen; Gas Oven | |
| I can last as long as a Le Creuset. | Kitchen; Pot | |
| Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? | Lunch | |
| How about we skip the hors d'oeuvres and head straight for the digestif? | Meal | |
| Do you like reading? I’ve heard Omnivore’s Dilemma is the perfect bedtime story. | Meal | |
| If I threw you a dinner party, I’d use my good linen. | Meal | |
| I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night paté? | Meal | |
| Girl, you're like a fajita plate. Your bottom is sizzling hot! | Meal; Fajita | |
| If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner. | Meat | |
| Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass | Meat | |
| If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me? | Menu | |
| Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u | Menu | |
| I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you | Menu | |
| You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. | Milk | |
| I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking? | Milk | |
| Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips | Milk | |
| Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? | Milk | |
| Your skin is so creamy that it may cause an issue with my lactose intolerance. | Milk | |
| You remind me of milk ‘cuz you’re doin’ my body good. | Milk | |
| Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. | Milk; Breakfast | |
| I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite? | Muffin | |
| I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. | Nuts | |
| I heard you like Assorted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouth | Nuts | |
| I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting? | Oil | |
| Can I double stuff your Oreo? | Oreo Cookies | |
| If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed | Oreo Cookies | |
| Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle. | Oreo Cookies | |
| I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste? | Organic | |
| I think we’d grow a great organic garden together. | Organic | |
| Holy guacamole, I'd love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your Worcestershire to me. | Pad Thai; Hot Dog | |
| I'd take you to the bakery but there's nothing sweeter than you | Pastry | |
| You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly. | Peanut Butter | |
| Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread. | Peanut Butter | |
| I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. | Pie | |
| Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie! | Pie | |
| Pies aren’t the new cupcakes, baby. You are. | Pie | |
| Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick | Pizza | |
| Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good. | Pizza | |
| Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza? | Pizza | |
| Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth | Pudding | |
| You’re as complete as quinoa. | Quinoa | |
| Are you a raisin? cus your a raisin my dick. | Raisin | |
| Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date? | Raisin | |
| You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later | Ramen Noodles | |
| If you were going to open a restaurant, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour. | Restaurant | |
| You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot restaurant. You in? | Restaurant | |
| Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad? | Salad | |
| Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage. | Salad | |
| I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich. | Sandwich | |
| If you were a seed, I’d plant an entire community garden of you. | Seed; Garden | |
| Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious | Soda; Coca Cola | |
| You make my soufflé rise; can I buy you a drink? | Souffle | |
| Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the D | Soup | |
| Are you spaghetti? 'Cause I want you to meat my balls. | Spaghetti | |
| Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet ‘cuz you got a fine grind goin’ on. | Spice | |
| If you were a steak you would be well done. | Steak | |
| Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill? | Steak | |
| I want you to steak your claim on me because our love is oh so rare. | Steak | |
| Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! | Sugar | |
| You want Mexican food tonight? 'cause I want to eat your taco | Taco | |
| You are like a microwavable taquito, I'd love to drunkenly end my night with you. | Taquito | |
| Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! | Tea; Earl Grey | |
| Do you make your own kombucha? Because those probiotics are doing your body good. | Tea; Kombucha | |
| I’d turn vegan for you. | Vegan | |
| Baby, I wanna strip you down like an artichoke, so I can get to your heart. | Vegetable; Artichoke | |
| Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich? | Vegetable; Avocado; Sandwich | |
| You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad. | Vegetable; Beet; Salad | |
| Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you! | Vegetable; Corn | |
| Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber | Vegetable; Cucumber | |
| If you were a potato I would totally mash you | Vegetable; Potato | |
| Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water. | Water | |
| Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty. | Water | |
| If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. | Wine | |
| I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans | Wine |
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