29 Lemon Pick Up Lines

Use lemon pick up lines or puns to help pick up girls at farms or grocery stores. The pick up lines with lemon will help you flirt and impress. Cute and dirty lemon pick up lines for when life gives you lemons. Easy Copy & Paste!

Lemon Pick Up Line
Are you a lemon pie? Because I want to pour some cream fillings inside you.	Copy This.
Are you a lemon. Because if I would squeeze the juice out of you.	Copy This.
Are you a lemon? Because I want to keep on using you.	Copy This.
Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.	Copy This.
Babe, do you have any lemons? Because I need your Lemon Aid in love.	Copy This.
Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your pussy.	Copy This.
Babe, got lemons? Because you are apeeling.	Copy This.
Babe, if I am a lemon, I promise to last more than a Minute Maid.	Copy This.
Babe, if I am a lemon, I'd make a sour puss tonight.	Copy This.
Babe, you are not a lemon because you are too sweet to be one.	Copy This.
Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.	Copy This.
Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!	Copy This.
Girl, enjoy life with me with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon…and a shot of tequila.	Copy This.
Girl, I want your lemon juice because I would concentrate on you all night long.	Copy This.
If you were a lemon, I would pound on you until lemonade comes out.	Copy This.
Lemon smash until the juices come out of us.	Copy This.
Let's be lemons together, time to get down until I run out of juice.	Copy This.
Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon.	Copy This.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour...Spread your legs and give me an hour.	Copy This.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel my power.	Copy This.
This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.	Copy This.
Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.	Copy This.
We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.	Copy This.
When life give me lemons, I can make a pretty lady like you lemonade on a hot Summer's day.	Copy This.
When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila!	Copy This.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I'll provide the Vodka and let's party.	Copy This.
You are simply the zest!	Copy This.
You are the lemon that I have been looking for. You give me zest for life.	Copy This.
You got lemons? Because I have peelings for you.	Copy This.