Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers. | |
Are you a donut? Because you’re a snack with a hole. | |
Are you a goldfish? Because you're the snack that smiles back. | |
Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream. | |
Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal. | |
Babe, I want to feast on your stacked snack. | |
Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight. | |
Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy. | |
Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack. | |
Girl you aren’t a snack, you’re a fine looking three course meal. | |
Girl you so hot. And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy. | |
Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks. | |
Girl, I want to snack on you versus eating you. Do you know the difference between snack and a meal? I could do you all night long during our Netflix and Chill. | |
Girl, you could snack in my love shack any time. | |
Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine. Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for $1.50. | |
Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks. | |
Hey girl, you’re not a snack! You’re the whole cream pie. | |
I hate when people say you cant have snacks for dinner, because you're a snack and I'll always eat you. | |
I think I might be a cannibal. Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack for me to nibble on. | |
I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine, but looks like I missed one. | |
I would take you to the movies, but no outside snacks allowed. | |
If your right leg was lunch, and your left leg was dinner, would you let me snack between meals. | |
Is today your cake day? Because you’re a snack. | |
My favorite snack in the world is you. | |
Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack. | |
Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back. | |
Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner, because you're a snack. | |
They call my dick spare change, because I use it for snacks like you. | |
You are the only snack I wanna stock up on. | |
You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting. | |
You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you. | |