Love Basketball? Or do you want to grab attention from a guy or a girl who loves basketball? A smart use of basketball terminology and reference to NBA or NCAA teams and players can bring a good laugh and little something extra to a pick up. Use these clever and funny pick up lines to help you start conversation at Sports bars, basketball games, or even on basketball courts.
| Basketball Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I'll be your rebound | |
| Are you from Cleveland, because I'm digging that Cavalier attitude. | |
| Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you. | |
| Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can't pass you up. | |
| Do you know what the Chicago Bulls and I have in common? Solid D. | |
| Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D. | |
| Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose. | |
| Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls. | |
| Girl you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees. | |
| Girl you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone. | |
| Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic. | |
| Hey big guy, you've really got an exceptionally pure shot. We'd make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman. | |
| Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle. | |
| Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all. | |
| Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention? | |
| I can score from multiple positions. | |
| I can tell you must spend a lot of time on the court. It's your lucky day, because I'm looking for somebody who loves me enough to follow an elaborate court-ship procedure, and that may take years! Make sure to emphasize the court in the courtship, otherwise a great pun could get lost in there. | |
| I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you | |
| I hear you're a great dribbler. Me too. There's a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon'. | |
| I hit threes all the time but you'd be my first ten | |
| I wanna be linside you | |
| I Wouldn't Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You | |
| I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop! | |
| I'm a good ball handler, what about you | |
| I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first. | |
| If I were a basketball player I'd be Shaquille O'Feel | |
| If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up? | |
| If you were a basketball, I would never shoot you because I will always miss you. | |
| If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself. | |
| If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you. | |
| If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up? | |
| Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight? | |
| Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you. | |
| May I put my balls in your basket? | |
| Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack? | |
| Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It's Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun! | |
| They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are | |
| You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat! | |
| You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat! | |
| You gonna call my dick James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS. | |
| You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills? | |
| You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose. | |
| You're Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper | |
| You're so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives? | |
| Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor. |
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