39 Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines

The football season is in full force and the popular fantasy football games. Is the guy or girl you are into into fantasy football with Fan Duel or Draft King? Use these funny and cheesy fantasy football related pick up lines to flirt and get their attention and heart. Show the girl or guy that you care about their interests and love for fantasy football!

Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines
Are you NFL season? Because I can't wait for you to come back every year.	Copy This.
At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!	Copy This.
At Quarterback…Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass…from the Seattle Seahawks… Russell Wilson!	Copy This.
At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!	Copy This.
At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!	Copy This.
At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!	Copy This.
At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!	Copy This.
At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!	Copy This.
At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!	Copy This.
Can I name my fantasy football team after you?	Copy This.
Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.	Copy This.
Fifty shades of fantasy... FOOTBALL! Are you ready to get SPANKED?	Copy This.
Game on!	Copy This.
Guess who is my top draft choice?	Copy This.
Hey girl, how about that fantasy football trade?	Copy This.
Hey girl, wanna be in my fantasy... football league?	Copy This.
Hey girl, you rocked your fantasy football draft!	Copy This.
I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.	Copy This.
I love it when you yell at the TV when we watch football.	Copy This.
I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.	Copy This.
I will be your fantasy player.	Copy This.
I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.	Copy This.
I'm a guy who like to gamble. What are my chance with you?	Copy This.
I'm sorry. I lost track of the points while staring at you.	Copy This.
If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.	Copy This.
If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.	Copy This.
My league will always have a spot for you.	Copy This.
So, what is your game plan?	Copy This.
Sorry I won your fantasy football league without understanding football.	Copy This.
Starting Defense… Beww BEWWW Beww…That ‘s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped…The Indianapolis Colts!	Copy This.
Want to be part of my league?	Copy This.
Want to check out my lineup?	Copy This.
Want to come over and check out my fantasy potential in my bedroom?	Copy This.
What is your opinion on my latest pick?	Copy This.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I speak football fluently. Stop drooling, you are creeping me out...	Copy This.
You are my number one draft pick.	Copy This.
You are way out of my league!	Copy This.
You must be my fantasy football picks, because you never let me down.	Copy This.
You put the fantasy in fantasy football.	Copy This.

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