Many golfing terms sound naughty. Use these pick up lines to your advantage in starting a chat with your guy or girl. We have compiled the best list of pick up lines with references to golf style, golf clubs, golf course, and various famous golf celebrity.
| Golf Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a Nike One Platinum ball because I'd like to see you on a T? | |
| After 18 Holes, I can barely walk. | |
| Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet. | |
| Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me. | |
| Are you sure you aren't all four majors because you would be a grand slam? | |
| Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome. | |
| Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room. | |
| Do you want me to pull it? | |
| Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them. | |
| Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go. | |
| From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle. | |
| Hello, more than friends. | |
| Hey baby...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose? | |
| Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing? | |
| Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I'm always up for getting another major? | |
| How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome? | |
| How about you be my caddy and wash my balls tonight? | |
| How about you bring two of your friends and we play a foursome? | |
| How many strokes do you want? | |
| I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots. | |
| I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today? | |
| I only play in the short grass | |
| I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season. | |
| I wanna take out your golf clubs and score a HOLE in 1. | |
| I'm a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight? | |
| I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight? | |
| I'm gonna pound you like I do these range balls. | |
| I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club. | |
| I'm like a US Open hard and long!! | |
| I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing. | |
| I've been playing golf all day and would love to make you my 19th hoe. | |
| I've got some good news. I like to go low. | |
| Is that my golf bag in your pants because I just finished a long drive and I'd like to put my wood in it? | |
| Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand? | |
| It takes balls to play golf. | |
| Look how big his putter is... | |
| My caddy says I should use a hard 7. You okay with that? | |
| My drives aren't always long and straight.. but I can show you what is! | |
| My shaft is too long. | |
| Obviously I'm a man that loves Gatorade and I'd definitely like to raid your gato. That's mispronounced Spanish for cat which is another word for...you get the idea. I'm Tiger Woods. | |
| Oh you only have a threesome, mind if I join? | |
| So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins? | |
| Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing. | |
| Wanna be my 19th hole today? | |
| Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer. | |
| Wanna see my cobra? | |
| Wanna see my super stroke? | |
| Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls? | |
| Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark. | |
| You in the mood for some stroke play? | |
| You interested in trying some new balls? | |
| You look like someone who likes to swing. | |
| You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off. | |
| You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course. | |
| Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm | |
| Your putt looks great in those pants |
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