55 Lacrosse Pick Up Lines

Use the best lacrosse pick-up lines to help you while playing with the stick. Funny and cheesy lacrosse-themed pick up lines to use on guys and gals. Cradle his sticks and balls. These good lacrosse pick up lines work for the everyday lacross players. Easy Copy & Paste!

Lacrosse Pick Up Lines
Babe, my stick skills are amazing. I know all the tricks.	Copy This.
Baby win me over like you win the face off.	Copy This.
Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?	Copy This.
Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.	Copy This.
Hey baby, Do you love to play lacrosse because you can have my stick.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.	Copy This.
Hey girl, What type of shaft do you love? Aluminum, S#xanium, Composite, Scandium or Wood.	Copy This.
Hey, baby, I don’t know what to do with my hands.	Copy This.
Hey, baby, I wanna let you know, I took a shot to the leg today and only cried for two hours after practice.	Copy This.
Hey, baby, What’s your favorite position.	Copy This.
Hey, girl, I’ll let you cradle my balls.	Copy This.
Hey, lax bro, I’m your lax hoe.	Copy This.
How did the goth kid become the lacrosse captain? He cut his way to the top.	Copy This.
How do lacrosse players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!	Copy This.
How does a lacrosse player deliver his messages? By Air Mail.	Copy This.
I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.	Copy This.
I bet your lacrosse stick has a lot of amazing skills and you know all the trucks, baby?	Copy This.
I do not know what I should be doing with my hands, babe, would you care to help me out?	Copy This.
I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.	Copy This.
I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.	Copy This.
Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.	Copy This.
Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Just call me your personal laxtitute.	Copy This.
Let’s play a game without refs. We can get as dirty as we want.	Copy This.
Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.	Copy This.
Show me how you move that lacrosse stick of you and I’ll take care of your balls, boy.	Copy This.
So you’ve seen the movie crooked arrow? You can see my crooked arrow for free.	Copy This.
So, what’s your favorite position?	Copy This.
Thank goodness, there’s a penalty box because you’ve been a bad boy.	Copy This.
The only checking you should be doing is me out cause you Lacrosse my mind every day.	Copy This.
What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball? Catch ya later.	Copy This.
What do a dentist and a lacrosse coach have in common? They both use drills!	Copy This.
What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!	Copy This.
What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.	Copy This.
What do you call a lacrosse player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.	Copy This.
What do you call a lacrosse player with a sharp stick? Cutting edge.	Copy This.
What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.	Copy This.
What do you call an goth kid playing lacrosse? The cutter.	Copy This.
What do you get if you see a lacrosse player buried up to his neck in sand? More sand	Copy This.
What happens when a lacrosse player goes blind? They become a referee.	Copy This.
What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line against Notre Dame? They score.	Copy This.
What kind of car does a lacrosse player drive? A Dodge.	Copy This.
Which animal is the best at lacrosse? A score-pion.	Copy This.
Why are lacrosse players never on time? Because they’re always cutting it close.	Copy This.
Why can’t you play lacrosse in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.	Copy This.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the girls lacrosse team? Because she kept running away from the ball.	Copy This.
Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.	Copy This.
Why did the lacrosse player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score	Copy This.
Why do girls like lacrosse players? Because they carry long poles.	Copy This.
Why do lacrosse players make bad decisions? Because they think with their poles.	Copy This.
Why is the lacrosse field hot after the game? Because all the fans have left.	Copy This.
You seem to be checking me out now and I’m thinking how to get you out of your uniform.	Copy This.
You’ve been running lacrosse my mind all day.	Copy This.
You’ve got a nice head.	Copy This.
Your stick skills are amazing. I bet you know all the tricks.	Copy This.