| Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard. | |
| Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away. | |
| Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby? | |
| Can I Get in your yoga pants sometime? | |
| Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you? | |
| Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off. | |
| Do you come here often? | |
| Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night. | |
| Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this dick | |
| Do you like yoga? If you do, then Yoganna LOVE me! | |
| Do your practice and I am coming.. | |
| Every muscle in your body is beautiful. | |
| Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime? | |
| I bet you’re really flexible. | |
| I bet you’re really flexible. | |
| I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class... | |
| I can’t even touch my toes. | |
| I do yoga so I look better naked. Care to see my progress? | |
| I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats. | |
| I find my core strength in you. | |
| I hope your into yoga, because your going to get a good stretch tonight. | |
| I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day. | |
| I love your energy. | |
| I love your sexy moan when you stretch. | |
| I meditate about you. Will you do the same too? | |
| I wanna be your yoga pants. | |
| I want to see you do yoga. Can I watch you? | |
| I want to stretch with you. | |
| I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class | |
| I'd let you Chataranga over me any day! | |
| I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in! | |
| I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you. | |
| If I told you that you had a hot yoga body, would you hold it against me? | |
| If you think my camel is impressive, wait until you see my snake. | |
| Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you? | |
| Keep calm and touch your toes for me. | |
| Looking for Mr. Right? I have great core strength. | |
| My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward. | |
| Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form. | |
| Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting? | |
| So do you do all that weird breathing stuff? | |
| So…do you work out? | |
| That's a nice pair of yoga pants. Can I talk you out of them? | |
| There's nothing humble about my warrior. | |
| Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight? | |
| We are perfect balance for each other. | |
| We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating. | |
| We can share my yoga mat so we can become one. | |
| What is your favorite yoga pose? Can you demonstrate it in bed? | |
| When you're in the lotus position, I just want to pollinate you. | |
| White girls that wear yoga pants...Goddamn. | |
| Whoa, you’re flexible. I bet that comes in handy outside of class. | |
| Why don't I help you stretch before yoga tonight? | |
| Why don't we get naked and really get in touch with ourselves? | |
| Why don't we try these positions in bed? | |
| Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class! | |
| You could bounce a quarter off that asana! | |
| You know what they say about girls who are flexible | |
| You look good on your yoga mat. | |
| You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime. | |
| Your pants say yoga, but your ass says McDonalds. | |
| Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment. | |
| Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning. | |
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