| Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s'more. | |
| Are you a tamale? Because you're hot. | |
| Are you having a good summer? Because you're hot. | |
| Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT. | |
| Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave 'em wet! | |
| Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in July! | |
| Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. | |
| Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me! | |
| Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot. | |
| Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you're hot like salsa | |
| Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot? | |
| Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? | |
| Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming. | |
| Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn. | |
| Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you ! | |
| How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me. | |
| How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy. | |
| How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot! | |
| I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle! | |
| I hope there's a fireman around, because you're smoking hot. | |
| I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. | |
| I need a place to stay, because you're so hot you burnt my house down. | |
| I want you more than a Popsicle on a hot summer day. | |
| I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot. | |
| I'm going to need a tall glass of cold water, because baby your making me HOT! | |
| If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat. | |
| If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you… I'd have one dollar!! | |
| If I was any object I would be a fan, so when you turn me on, I can cool you down when you get hot. | |
| If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. | |
| If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. | |
| If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine | |
| If you were a year you'd be the last one, because you're the hottest on record | |
| If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place. | |
| Is it hot in here or is it just you? | |
| Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge. | |
| Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you. | |
| Is your father Little Caesar? Because you look Hot 'n Ready. | |
| Is your name Summer because you are hot! | |
| It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle. | |
| So…did you just dump your boyfriend because you were to hot for him? | |
| The only thing hotter than today is your body. | |
| They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too. | |
| We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you. | |
| We're like Little Caesar's, we're Hot and Ready. | |
| What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot! | |
| Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming. | |
| You are so hot you make the windows fog. | |
| You are so hot. The sun is jealous. | |
| You are the hottest thing since sunburn. | |
| You just caused a heat wave, because that's how hot you are. | |
| You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill | |
| You look so hot that I could cook rice on you. | |
| You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. | |
| You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool because you're hot! | |
| You should go in the water, because you're so hot you're on fire! | |
| You're as hot as a desert summer. | |
| You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! | |
| You're hotter than donut grease. | |
| You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge. | |
| You're so hot the sun is jealous. | |
| You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead! | |
| You're so hot you must've started global warming. | |
| You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. | |
| You're so hot, even my pants are falling for you! | |
| You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces. | |
| You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you. | |
| You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd poop out toast! | |
| You're so hot, you're making my beer warm. | |
| You're so hot; you make the sun envious. | |
| Your so hot the sun has to wear sunglasses just to look at you. | |
| Your so hot when i look at you i get a tan. | |
| Your so hot you make my teeth sweat | |
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