New girl is a funny comedy that is both quirky and witty. Use the most interesting and funny pick up lines that are based on New Girls. Break the ice with guys and girls who love this TV show.
| New Girl Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| A steering wheel in the shape of a boob. | |
| Can we just take a moment to celebrate me? | |
| Did you get my junk mail? | |
| Hey girl, my cake is so moist for you. | |
| Hey girl, why don't me and you go and try defy gravity together? | |
| I am rugged, sematic prince! | |
| I can make you feel really warm in your uterus. | |
| I find douchebags strangely attractive. Just no white fanging. | |
| I have some “junk” mail for you. | |
| I just want to be slapped around! | |
| I like being weird and taking my time! | |
| I love mango chutney, really any type of chutney... | |
| I may be dirty, but I play old. | |
| I noticed you're a fan of Zooey Deschanel. Would you like to play my ukulele? | |
| I'll tap you...like a maple tree. | |
| I'm a model. I know how to pose in bed. | |
| I'm a very good secretary | |
| I'm gonna tap him like a maple tree. | |
| I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail, it's hot sex that I deliver. | |
| I'm like a marine in bed. | |
| I'm like a sexual snowflake, you never know what you're going to get! | |
| I'm looking at you looking at me being so naughty. | |
| If you died, I'd be lost! | |
| If you're looking for adorkable, look no more! | |
| It's a weird life, but it's where I'm at right now. | |
| It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga. | |
| It's the freakin' weekend. | |
| Let me put my money in your douchebag jar. | |
| Let's go home, put on kimonos, and hang loose. | |
| Let's put on some drake and take this rendezvous home, girl. | |
| My bottom is like a plant. It needs sun and air. | |
| My curves will make you sing! | |
| Officer, can I read you your rights? You have the right to remain hugged. And you have the right to remain sweet. | |
| Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams. | |
| The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now. | |
| We'll be celebrating Bangsgiving! | |
| Well. I guess I can't hide my crazy. | |
| When did one on one sex become old fashioned? Never! | |
| Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness! | |
| Who's that girl (or boy)? It's you as my new main squeeze. | |
| Yo girl. What yo name is? | |
| You are hot hot hot! | |
| You don't know it yet, but you're my boo. | |
| You don't need to hire a plumber to take care of your plumbing. I got this. | |
| You got hurt, that doesn't mean you stop trying. | |
| You might give my nipples that purpose they've been looking for. | |
| You're so cute, you might make me leave my cat Ferguson. | |
| You're wild, but I'd never White Fang you. | |
| YOUTHS! |
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