| You know what really sucks? I have crabs, it's A Bug's Life. | A Bug's Life | |
| Aladdin a pastry as well. | Aladdin | |
| Can I get into your cave of wonders? | Aladdin | |
| Do you trust me? | Aladdin | |
| Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet. | Aladdin | |
| Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World. | Aladdin | |
| Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | Aladdin | |
| Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes? | Aladdin | |
| One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world. | Aladdin | |
| Wanna rub my lamp? | Aladdin | |
| Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom. | Aladdin | |
| What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar? | Aladdin | |
| Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours. | Aladdin | |
| Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. | Alice in Wonderland | |
| Damn Girl you got me twitterpated. | Bambi | |
| Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast? | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I'm a beast in the sheets. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing. | Cars | |
| Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12. | Cinderella | |
| Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits! | Cinderella | |
| Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear. | Cinderella | |
| I’ll bippity bop you, girl. | Cinderella | |
| You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. | Cinderella | |
| You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. | Cinderella | |
| You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh. | Cinderella | |
| You're my Cinderella ella | Cinderella | |
| Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold? | Disney | |
| Your castle or mine? | Disney | |
| I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming. | Disneyland | |
| There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. | Disneyland | |
| Do you remember my name? You Don't? You Dumbo. | Dumbo | |
| I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me. | Finding Nemo | |
| My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation. | Finding Nemo | |
| You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt" | Finding Nemo | |
| Do you wanna get Goofy? | Goofy | |
| Aye Mary - youze Poppin'. | Mary Poppins | |
| You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. | Mary Poppins | |
| Hey my name's Mickey and there's nothing Minnie about me. | Mickey and Minnie | |
| My name is Mickey and there is nothing Minnie about me. | Mickey and Minnie | |
| Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc. | Monsters, Inc. | |
| My name isn't Sully, but you can still be my Boo. | Monsters, Inc. | |
| I can hit it so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy. | Mulan | |
| I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword. | Mulan | |
| I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell. | Peter Pan | |
| Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do! | Peter Pan | |
| Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner. | Pinocchio | |
| Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies. | Pinocchio | |
| Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd? | Pinocchio | |
| You know what they say about men with big noses. | Pinocchio | |
| I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas. | Pocahontas | |
| Saw you sleeping on the ground like Pocahontas | Pocahontas | |
| What is around your riverbend? | Pocahontas | |
| Am I a beast? ‘Cause you're definitely a beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| Sleeping Beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| You're wicked hot. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| Hi Ho. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| Short guys get me all flustered. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| What is this, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo. | The Hunchback of Notre Dame | |
| If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan. | The Jungle Book | |
| Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it's true. | The Jungle Book | |
| Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas? | The Lion King | |
| Can you feel the love tonight? | The Lion King | |
| I lie because they used to call me the Lion King | The Lion King | |
| I'd dress in drag and do the hula for you. | The Lion King | |
| You are part of the circle of my life. | The Lion King | |
| You must be Pumbaa 'cause baby - I've got no worries. | The Lion King | |
| I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid. | The Little Mermaid | |
| My name is Sebastian but I don't have crabs. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Things are much better down where it's wetter. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The Stone | The Sword in the Stone | |
| Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years. | Toy Story | |
| Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody? | Toy Story | |
| I can take you to infinity and beyond. | Toy Story | |
| I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story | Toy Story | |
| Let's go... let's go to Infinity & Beyond. | Toy Story | |
| There's snake in my pants! | Toy Story | |
| You've got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is. | Toy Story | |
| You've got a friend with benefits in me. | Toy Story | |
| I just saw our whole lives flash before my eyes in 10 minutes. We are destined to be together. | Up | |
| Up! Up! Up! | Up | |
| The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. | Walt Disney | |
| Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey. | Winnie the Pooh | |
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Andy has alot of toys
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