Are you looking for some clever, cheesy, or funny Disney related pick up lines? Please note that these phrases may not be from the actual movie. If you know that your loved one digs Disney movies, these lines may actually work for you when used in the right places with absolute correct timing.
We have compiled a list of Disney themed pick up phrases that might interest you. Please note that this list contains both clean and dirt pick up line. You can use the filter to narrow down the related Disney pick up lines, or you can browse the entire list.
| Disney Pick Up Lines | Movies/Characters | |
|---|---|---|
| You know what really sucks? I have crabs, it's A Bug's Life. | A Bug's Life | |
| Aladdin a pastry as well. | Aladdin | |
| Can I get into your cave of wonders? | Aladdin | |
| Do you trust me? | Aladdin | |
| Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet. | Aladdin | |
| Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World. | Aladdin | |
| Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | Aladdin | |
| Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes? | Aladdin | |
| One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world. | Aladdin | |
| Wanna rub my lamp? | Aladdin | |
| Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom. | Aladdin | |
| What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar? | Aladdin | |
| Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours. | Aladdin | |
| Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. | Alice in Wonderland | |
| Damn Girl you got me twitterpated. | Bambi | |
| Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast? | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I'm a beast in the sheets. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean. | Beauty and the Beast | |
| I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing. | Cars | |
| Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12. | Cinderella | |
| Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits! | Cinderella | |
| Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear. | Cinderella | |
| I’ll bippity bop you, girl. | Cinderella | |
| You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. | Cinderella | |
| You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight. | Cinderella | |
| You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh. | Cinderella | |
| You're my Cinderella ella | Cinderella | |
| Hey girl. Wanna see how many wonders one cavern can hold? | Disney | |
| Your castle or mine? | Disney | |
| I don’t need to take you on the Tower of Terror to get you screaming. | Disneyland | |
| There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. | Disneyland | |
| Do you remember my name? You Don't? You Dumbo. | Dumbo | |
| I'm so lost in your eyes I'm like Nemo. You better find me. | Finding Nemo | |
| My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation. | Finding Nemo | |
| You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt" | Finding Nemo | |
| Do you wanna get Goofy? | Goofy | |
| Aye Mary - youze Poppin'. | Mary Poppins | |
| You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down. | Mary Poppins | |
| Hey my name's Mickey and there's nothing Minnie about me. | Mickey and Minnie | |
| My name is Mickey and there is nothing Minnie about me. | Mickey and Minnie | |
| Let's just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc. | Monsters, Inc. | |
| My name isn't Sully, but you can still be my Boo. | Monsters, Inc. | |
| I can hit it so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy. | Mulan | |
| I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword. | Mulan | |
| I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell. | Peter Pan | |
| Say it with me I do believe in condoms. I do I do! | Peter Pan | |
| Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner. | Pinocchio | |
| Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies. | Pinocchio | |
| Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd? | Pinocchio | |
| You know what they say about men with big noses. | Pinocchio | |
| I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas. | Pocahontas | |
| Saw you sleeping on the ground like Pocahontas | Pocahontas | |
| What is around your riverbend? | Pocahontas | |
| Am I a beast? ‘Cause you're definitely a beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| Sleeping Beauty. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| You're wicked hot. | Sleeping Beauty | |
| Hi Ho. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| Short guys get me all flustered. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| What is this, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. | Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs | |
| You have really nice eyes. You remind me of Quasimodo. | The Hunchback of Notre Dame | |
| If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I'd tell you I shere khan. | The Jungle Book | |
| Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it's true. | The Jungle Book | |
| Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas? | The Lion King | |
| Can you feel the love tonight? | The Lion King | |
| I lie because they used to call me the Lion King | The Lion King | |
| I'd dress in drag and do the hula for you. | The Lion King | |
| You are part of the circle of my life. | The Lion King | |
| You must be Pumbaa 'cause baby - I've got no worries. | The Lion King | |
| I have a small penis. It used to be called The Little Mermaid. | The Little Mermaid | |
| My name is Sebastian but I don't have crabs. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Things are much better down where it's wetter. | The Little Mermaid | |
| Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The Stone | The Sword in the Stone | |
| Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years. | Toy Story | |
| Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody? | Toy Story | |
| I can take you to infinity and beyond. | Toy Story | |
| I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story | Toy Story | |
| Let's go... let's go to Infinity & Beyond. | Toy Story | |
| There's snake in my pants! | Toy Story | |
| You've got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is. | Toy Story | |
| You've got a friend with benefits in me. | Toy Story | |
| I just saw our whole lives flash before my eyes in 10 minutes. We are destined to be together. | Up | |
| Up! Up! Up! | Up | |
| The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. | Walt Disney | |
| Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey. | Winnie the Pooh |
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