| "Littlefinger" is a misnomer. P.S. I won a lot of whores. | |
| "Valhar Cunnilingus!" | |
| Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day | |
| Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you. | |
| Are you a slave to your clothes? Because I'd like to free you from them. | |
| Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike. | |
| Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets. | |
| Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies | |
| Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart. | |
| Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body. | |
| Are you wildfire, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you? | |
| Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them. | |
| Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's cock goes much deeper. | |
| Can my Direwolf watch? | |
| Did it hurt... when you fell from the Moon Door? | |
| Did you erupt from a fire witch's vagina? Because you're a total smokeshow. | |
| Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking! | |
| Did You Know, my penis is made of Valyrian steel. | |
| Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! | |
| Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land. | |
| Ever been with a woman who can work a sword? | |
| Girl, if you looked anymore like Emilia Clarke, I would be dragon my balls across your face. | |
| Girl, my finger is the only little thing about me. | |
| Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get? | |
| Hey girl, wanna chill? | |
| Hey girl, wanna flay? | |
| Hey, wanna braid my hair? | |
| Hey, you look just like my brother. I could get into that. | |
| Hodor? Hodor. | |
| I am no lady... Let us F**K. | |
| I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad. | |
| I don't need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king | |
| I don't want to be a Queen, I want to be the Queen of your loins. | |
| I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear. | |
| I like man who's unsullied. | |
| I may be an Imp, but I never go limp. | |
| I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart. | |
| I want to have your shadowbabies. | |
| I want you to stick me with the pointy end. | |
| I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you. | |
| I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl! | |
| I'd give you the moon, not the moon door! | |
| I'll do what queens do... I'll rule the bedroom. | |
| I'll show you my Kama Sutra if you show me your Meereenese Knot. | |
| I'll stick you with my pointy end. | |
| I'm a ladykiller, not a kingslayer! | |
| I'm Dothraki, I only know how to do it one way. | |
| I'm fiercer than a direwolf in bed! | |
| I'm Iron born, I take what's mine. | |
| I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark. | |
| If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. | |
| If we die, we'll die, but first we'll f**k. | |
| If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you. | |
| Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you? | |
| Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon. | |
| It is a bit nippy. Shall we snuggle? | |
| Let's do it on the wall. | |
| Let's get Stark naked! | |
| Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory. | |
| Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little) | |
| My friends call me the Dancing Teacher, so let me dance you into the bedroom. | |
| Oncea you've had a man who's taken the black, you never go back. | |
| Screw hard and true, Jon Snow, or I'll come back and haunt ya. | |
| Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire! | |
| Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel | |
| The iron throne is mine by right. Will you be mine too? | |
| The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants. | |
| They call me the hound. Wanna be my main bitch? | |
| They call me the King of the North, but I'd go south for you. | |
| Ty-win or Ty-lose, I'll still ty-love you! | |
| Wanna see my golden rose? | |
| Want to make love? I read about it in a book. A very old book in Master Aemon's library. | |
| Want to see how sullied I am? | |
| Want to see the red serpent in action? | |
| Was our father a baker? Because you've got nice buns. | |
| Who needs Milk of the poppy, when I can have you? | |
| Winter isn't the only thing that's coming. | |
| Winterfell, but I'll keep you up all night. | |
| Would you like to see my sword? Its name is ice? | |
| Yeah, I'm still a virgin. But I'm really good at spooning! | |
| You look like my sister. | |
| You must be my sister, because I'm extremely attracted to you. | |
| You must be part halfwit, because the only thing you'll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor. | |
| You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out? | |
| Your body is so hot, it melts my face off. | |
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