Want to charm women like James bond the 007 Spy? We have compiled a list of funny and cheesy pick up lines inspired by the popular James bond series. Some of these pick up lines were inspired, some of them are from the movies. Enjoy and hope these pick-up lines can work for you!
| James Bond and Spy Pick Up Lines |
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| A martini. Shaken, not stirred. |
| Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked--you're not. |
| Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks. |
| Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day. |
| Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm tryna tap |
| Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman." Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?" Bond: "No, but I know a little about women." |
| Bond… James Bond. |
| Could you help me find my stationary? |
| Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake." James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife." |
| Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history? |
| Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth." |
| Eve: "That was hardly my best shot." James Bond: "I'm not sure I could survive your best." Eve: "I doubt you'll get the chance." |
| Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege. |
| Female Receptionist: Could I interest you in something? James Bond: I'm tempted to say yes immediately but I think I'd maybe have a look around. |
| Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location. |
| Good day darling, how would you liek to bond? |
| Helga Brandt: "I've got you now." James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself." |
| Hello. Yes, I'm British. |
| Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I'm just looking. |
| Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you." James Bond: "I think you just delivered it." |
| How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba? |
| I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you! |
| I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday. |
| I knew you'd be here. |
| I know exactly where you have been all my life. |
| I know exactly where you have been all my life. |
| I must complete the mission, but first, sex. |
| I think he got the point. |
| I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional. |
| I will be keeping an eye on your smile, and off your perfectly formed arse! |
| I'd tap that. |
| I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime. |
| If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred? |
| James Bond: [James is in bed with a Ling, a Chinese woman] Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls? Ling: You think we better, huh? James Bond: No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar. But I love them both. Ling: Darling, I give you very best duck. |
| James Bond: "I approve." Goodnight: "You do?" James Bond: "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons." |
| James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette." Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?" James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . " |
| James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper." Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?" James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink." |
| James Bond: "I was wrong about you." Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?" James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." |
| James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner." Jill Masterson: "Where?" James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town." |
| James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are." Jinx: "I am so good." James Bond: "Especially when you're bad." |
| James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle." Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride." James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself." |
| James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five." Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe." James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight." |
| James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.” |
| James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?" Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life." James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!" |
| James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year. |
| James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta." Sévérine: "I feel naked without it." |
| James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match. |
| James Bond: Who are you? Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming |
| James Bond: You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for King and country! You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you? Fiona Volpe: But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, who only has to make love to a woman and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents and immediately turns to the side of right and virtue, but not this one. What a blow it must have been, you having a failure. James Bond: Well, you can't win them all. |
| James Bond: You're not my type. Girl: Why, cause I have half a brain? James Bond: No, cause you're single. |
| James Bond:[in bed with his Scandinavian language tutor] I always enjoyed learning a new tongue. |
| Just relax while we unzip your files. |
| Just relax while we unzip your files. |
| Log cabin girl: "Oh James, I cannot find the words." Bond: "Well, let me try and enlarge your vocabulary." |
| Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like." |
| Marie: "Is there something I can do for you?" James Bond: "As a matter of fact, there is. There's something I'd like you to get off your chest." |
| May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally. |
| Mayday: Someone will take care of you. James Bond: Oh! You'll see to that personally, will you? |
| Miss Caruso: "Such a delicate touch." Bond: "Sheer magnetism, darling." |
| Miss Taro: "What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?" James Bond: "You should say yes." |
| Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream. |
| Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream. |
| Oh, the things I do for England. |
| Oh, the things I do for my country! |
| Plenty O'Toole: "Hi, I'm Plenty." James Bond: "But of course you are." |
| Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852. |
| Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!" Bond: "So does England!" |
| Saida: "Ah! I've lost my charm!" James Bond: "Not from where I'm standing." |
| Shocking. Positively shocking. |
| Silva: "There's a first time for everything — eh, Mr. Bond?" James Bond: "What makes you think it's my first time?" |
| Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?" James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it." |
| Solitaire: "Is there time before we leave for lesson number three?" James Bond: "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked." |
| Solitaire: "James, what are you doing?" James Bond: "Just testing an old adage: 'Unlucky at cards . . . '" |
| Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so." |
| Take a giant step for mankind. |
| Tatiana Romanova: I think my mouth is too big! James Bond: It's just the right size... for me, that is. |
| Tell me, Miss Trench, do you play any other games? |
| That's quite a nice little nothing you're almost wearing. I approve. |
| The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it. |
| The names Will. God's will. |
| Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company. |
| Vesper Lynd: "I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you hadn't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn." James Bond: "If you had just been born, wouldn't you be naked?" |
| Vesper Lynd: "If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known." James Bond: "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger . . . " |
| Wai-Lin: "They're looking for us, James." James Bond: "Let's stay under cover." |
| We understand you so much better than the guy you're with now. |
| Well, I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up |
| What's a nice girl like you doing at the corner of 5th and Guadalupe avenue at 8:37pm? |
| Whatever I am...Whatever is left of me, I'm yours. |
| When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures. |
| Would you...be interested in a night cap |
| Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander." James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex." |
| You come here often. |
| You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you? |
| You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country! |
| You look way prettier in person than through your webcam. |
| You're a woman of many parts, Pussy! |
| You're free Friday. Would you like to have dinner? |
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