70 Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit Pick Up Lines

Love LoTR or Lord of the Rings? Know a girl or guy who loves Lord of the Ring series? Find all the funny pick up lines to break open the ice. Please note that some of these pick up lines can be either dirty or clean. Enjoy and have fun.

LOTR and the Hobbit Pick Up Lines
A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.	Copy This.
Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.	Copy This.
Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.	Copy This.
Are you the Ring? 'Cause I've got my eye on you.	Copy This.
Baby, I'll make you scream like the Nazgul.	Copy This.
Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.	Copy This.
Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.	Copy This.
Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?	Copy This.
Elen sila lumenn’ omentielvo. (“A star shines on the hour of our meeting”)	Copy This.
Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.	Copy This.
Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.	Copy This.
Gimli a piece of that!	Copy This.
Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!	Copy This.
Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?	Copy This.
Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?	Copy This.
I am no man.	Copy This.
I can lighten your burden	Copy This.
I don’t know you half as well as I should like, but I like all of what I see.	Copy This.
I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!	Copy This.
I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.	Copy This.
I last longer than Boromir.	Copy This.
I love you more than Sauron loves power.	Copy This.
I may be a fool. But I'm a fool in love with you.	Copy This.
I may look really short, but that’s only CGI.	Copy This.
I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.	Copy This.
I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.	Copy This.
I want you in my hobbit hole.	Copy This.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.	Copy This.
I'd like to have an Inn at your prancing pony.	Copy This.
I'll put a ring on it!	Copy This.
I'll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.	Copy This.
I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.	Copy This.
I’ll have you for second-breakfast.	Copy This.
I’ll take you there and back again.	Copy This.
I’m like Beorn — half man, half bear. Guess which part is bear?	Copy This.
I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.	Copy This.
Is your name Smaug? Because you look like you have loads of treasure in your cave.	Copy This.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations — so here’s what I’m doing later.	Copy This.
Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.	Copy This.
Love is never late, nor is it early. It arrives precisely when it means to.	Copy This.
My blade is never broken.	Copy This.
My elf eyes only see you.	Copy This.
My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.	Copy This.
My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.	Copy This.
My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.	Copy This.
No, that's not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.	Copy This.
Sauron’s gonna be after me because he knows I’ve found the one.	Copy This.
Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.	Copy This.
So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.	Copy This.
That aromatic scent is my manflesh.	Copy This.
The fires of Mount Doom aren't nearly as hot as you are.	Copy This.
There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.	Copy This.
This is no trinket I carry.	Copy This.
TREE?! I am no tree. I am your future.	Copy This.
Us Hobbits can bring you 'there and back again' over and over and over again.	Copy This.
Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?	Copy This.
Watch out, girl. I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.	Copy This.
Were you born from Smaug’s mouth? Because you came out hot.	Copy This.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.	Copy This.
What do you like for second breakfast?	Copy This.
What do you say we go back to my place an light the beacons of Gondor?	Copy This.
Will you be my precciiiiioouuuusss?	Copy This.
You don’t know even it yet, but you’ve just found the One. Now let me get in your pocket.	Copy This.
You know what they say about big feet..	Copy This.
You must be a Ring of Power, 'cause I want to keep you!	Copy This.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, until you give me your number.	Copy This.
You wake something Tookish up in me.	Copy This.
Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.	Copy This.
Your salted pork is particularly lovely	Copy This.