Minions are cute little yellow guys that are loved by many girls of all ages. Is the woman that you are interested into minions? If so, use these minion inspired pick up lines to help you impress and make that girl laugh. These cute, cheesy, and flirty Minion related pick up phrases will surely do the trick for you. Use these at minion themed parties, movies, and events.
| Minions Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| 1 kiss... Please | |
| Are you a banana? Because I lose all my self-control like the minions when I see you. | |
| Are you a despicable supervillain? Because I want to serve you. | |
| Are you a papoy? Because I want to play with you. | |
| Are you wearing a blue overalls and black gloves? Because you are just too cute. | |
| Bee-do-bee-do-bee-do! You are so hot! | |
| Bi-do, have we met? | |
| Bya hana lireywii. (There is a star on the sky). | |
| Can you see it? You're one in a minion. | |
| Hana Dui Sae, will you go out with me? | |
| Hey I'm Stuart- the rebel. | |
| I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time! | |
| I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. | |
| I love your Heterochromia iridum eyes. | |
| I wish we will never say Poopaye. | |
| I would get all the banana in the world para tu. | |
| I would swim the ocean for you.. lol just kidding there's sharks in there. | |
| I'm Bob. King Bob. | |
| Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion | |
| Inside my head, I'm an expert flirt. But when it comes time for me to actually flirt, I'm like: BANANA. | |
| Kanpai! | |
| Me want banana! | |
| Mi bella! | |
| MINion ka ba? kasi i love you for a minion times. | |
| Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... Muak muak muak... I can go on. I will never be tired of kissing you. | |
| Po-ka is your name? | |
| Stupa! Stupa! You've been running in my mind all night. | |
| Tatata-bala-tu! Why do you have to be so perfect? | |
| Tulaliloo ti amo <3> | |
| Underwear...you are the most beautiful Minion I have ever met. | |
| Would you like to go grab some Gelato? | |
| You are sweeter than a "Papples" | |
| You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy? | |
| You have me at Bello! | |
| You say I'm dirty minded... but how did you understand what I mwant? | |
| You're one in a minion. | |
| You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark. |
Share Your Pick Up Lines
Rose are red minions are yellow I cold look at you a bit more
IM A BANANA
Iām WET
XD what!
I wanna fuck a minion there tiny cocks will fit neatly in my asshole
Man I knoe this girl whos reallllly hot butt she’s got a boyfriend…How can minions help me gwet girlfriend? I tried calling her cuter than Gru’s big noosew but she said I was uglier then Dr. Nefario’s uglly a**. Fuck dude like I just want to kiss her1 I’m going to try and use some of these great pickup lines to get her… If that doesnot worok i use fart gun onJared seriouslty fuck jared!
Are your a minion? because you are very sexie and yellow and hot milfian more oilek š banana donde esta la biblioteca!!!
Very good They help me Get Girlfriend
Are you gru because you have a big nose
I used these they work every time
these helped me get laid (she dressed up as gru, obviously)
THIS SHIT FIREEEEEE
Hello.
My name is Margy and I picked up my boyfriend using these line 10/10 would recommend to a friend!
Best wishes,
Margy
Wonderful news margy. So happy for you
I LOLed so hard at the pickup lines. had my dead son in TEARS LOL
facts.