47 Rick and Morty Pick Up Lines

Are you or your loved one a fan of Rick and Morty? We have compiled and written a great list of pick up phrases and flirting lines with Rick and Morty themes. Use these pickup lines to have fun and enjoy sexy exchanges with people who love the show.

Rick and Morty Pick Up Line
“BOOO! NOT COOL!	Copy This.
Are we in Froopyland? We gotta f*ck and eat our babies.	Copy This.
Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.	Copy This.
Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?	Copy This.
Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time.	Copy This.
Are you the Rick to my Morty? Because you look like you've got your priorities in order.	Copy This.
Babe, my portal gun is going to take you places.	Copy This.
Babe, you are my one and only Morty.	Copy This.
Do you want to have sex with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have sex then.”	Copy This.
Do you watch Rick and Morty?	Copy This.
Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do.	Copy This.
Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day.	Copy This.
Girl are you meeseeks? I want you to complete one simple task and disappear.	Copy This.
Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no.	Copy This.
Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie.	Copy This.
Girl, let's get on some wild adventures!	Copy This.
Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.	Copy This.
Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him?	Copy This.
Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long.	Copy This.
Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear.	Copy This.
Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense.	Copy This.
Hey girl, do you want to squanch?	Copy This.
Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today!	Copy This.
Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee!	Copy This.
I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite.	Copy This.
I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away!	Copy This.
I need you more than Rick needs Morty.	Copy This.
I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce.	Copy This.
I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?”	Copy This.
If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days.	Copy This.
In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them.	Copy This.
Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty.	Copy This.
Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl!	Copy This.
No matter where you are in the universe, I'll always teleport to you.	Copy This.
Ooooh yeah! Can do!	Copy This.
Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.	Copy This.
Rick potion babe?	Copy This.
Shit on the floor!	Copy This.
Show me what you got under that shirt.	Copy This.
Show me what you got!	Copy This.
Squanch?	Copy This.
Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty?	Copy This.
Wanna get schwifty together?	Copy This.
We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us.	Copy This.
What's your nipple race? Show me what you got under that shirt.	Copy This.
Would you have a better relationship with me than Jerry and Beth?	Copy This.
You’re a fine piece of ass and I can prove it mathematically.	Copy This.