| “BOOO! NOT COOL! | |
| Are we in Froopyland? We gotta f*ck and eat our babies. | |
| Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride. | |
| Are you ready to get sexually assimilated? | |
| Are you the Rick and Morty fan? Because I want to leave you on edge for a long ass time. | |
| Are you the Rick to my Morty? Because you look like you've got your priorities in order. | |
| Babe, my portal gun is going to take you places. | |
| Babe, you are my one and only Morty. | |
| Do you want to have sex with me. It’s ok, I can just hop dimensions until I find one where you say yes. And we can have sex then.” | |
| Do you watch Rick and Morty? | |
| Forget about the Vindicators, let's see what this PussyBreaker can do. | |
| Get Schwifty with me this Valentine´s Day. | |
| Girl are you meeseeks? I want you to complete one simple task and disappear. | |
| Girl you are special, out of infinite dimension you are the only one saying no. | |
| Girl, I ain't leaving until I get a selfie. | |
| Girl, let's get on some wild adventures! | |
| Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick. | |
| Hey baby, I am just a lonely Rick looking for his Morty. Will you help me find him? | |
| Hey baby, let´s get naked, cuddle, eat food, and just lay in bed and watch Rick & Morty all day long. | |
| Hey girl, are you a MeeSeeks? Because I want you to complete one simple task and then disappear. | |
| Hey girl, did you know that Rick & Morty is the best Halloween costume? Because even if there are 30 other Rick & Mortys at the party, it makes the perfect sense. | |
| Hey girl, do you want to squanch? | |
| Hey, take your pants off, it’s schwifty time today! | |
| Hi I´m Mr. Meeseeks! Look at meee! | |
| I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your butthole 2nite. | |
| I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away! | |
| I need you more than Rick needs Morty. | |
| I need you more than Rick needs Szechwan sauce. | |
| I’ve been watching you drink , I get the feeling you’ve got a hard job. I wonder what it takes to please you; that´s the job I want. Part time. Full time. I wanna be good at it, bad at it. I wanna get promoted, fired. Corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. I´m on my knees,. Praying, worshipping, begging. Whatever you want. What do you think about that?” | |
| If I were a Meeseeks I´d stay at your side for at least three days. | |
| In an infinite number of universes, I´d pick you in all of them. | |
| Let´s go back to my place and re-watch all seasons of Rick & Morty. | |
| Let’s get riggity riggity wrecked girl! | |
| No matter where you are in the universe, I'll always teleport to you. | |
| Ooooh yeah! Can do! | |
| Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory. | |
| Rick potion babe? | |
| Shit on the floor! | |
| Show me what you got under that shirt. | |
| Show me what you got! | |
| Squanch? | |
| Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty? | |
| Wanna get schwifty together? | |
| We gotta get naked so the Somalian space pirates can´t see us. | |
| What's your nipple race? Show me what you got under that shirt. | |
| Would you have a better relationship with me than Jerry and Beth? | |
| You’re a fine piece of ass and I can prove it mathematically. | |
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