141 Sherlock Pick Up Lines

If you love Sherlock, you will love these Sherlock Holmes inspired pick up lines here. Enjoy and use these to break the ice with other Sherlock Holmes fans. The new TV show is so popular and loved by plenty of girls. Flirt and impress with these clever crafted pick up lines.

Sherlock Pick Up Lines
A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.	Copy This.
Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.	Copy This.
Are you a train car in Sumatra? Because you are the bomb.	Copy This.
Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.	Copy This.
Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.	Copy This.
Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.	Copy This.
Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.	Copy This.
Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.	Copy This.
Being without you hurts worse than reading Alone On the Water.	Copy This.
Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.	Copy This.
Can I touch your Belstaff?	Copy This.
Chicks dig scars, eh? Well, just call me Major Sholto.	Copy This.
Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.	Copy This.
Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?	Copy This.
Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.	Copy This.
Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?	Copy This.
Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.	Copy This.
I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.	Copy This.
I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.	Copy This.
I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.	Copy This.
I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.	Copy This.
I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.	Copy This.
I fell for you harder than Rupert Graves in the gag reel.	Copy This.
I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.	Copy This.
I heard you like a man in uniform, so I keep mine on even when it tries to kill me.	Copy This.
I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.	Copy This.
I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.	Copy This.
I know you’re not some character from Lord of the Rings, because I honestly care what you think.	Copy This.
I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.	Copy This.
I only have earbuds for you.	Copy This.
I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.	Copy This.
I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.	Copy This.
I think you’re 221-beautiful.	Copy This.
I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.	Copy This.
I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.	Copy This.
I want to Lestraddle you.	Copy This.
I want you Anderneath me.	Copy This.
I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.	Copy This.
I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.	Copy This.
I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.	Copy This.
I would kick my parents out if you came over.	Copy This.
I would let you call me Myc.	Copy This.
I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.	Copy This.
I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.	Copy This.
I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.	Copy This.
I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.	Copy This.
I would never tell you to f-cough.	Copy This.
I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.	Copy This.
I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.	Copy This.
I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.	Copy This.
I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.	Copy This.
I would spend the night at your place even if it was a scuzz dump.	Copy This.
I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.	Copy This.
I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.	Copy This.
I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on holiday.	Copy This.
I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.	Copy This.
I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.	Copy This.
I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.	Copy This.
I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime scene photos.	Copy This.
I’d watch Glee for you.	Copy This.
I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.	Copy This.
I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.	Copy This.
I’m a fan of yours— type B, that is.	Copy This.
I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t have to prove it; I just have to print it.	Copy This.
I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll grow on you.	Copy This.
I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.	Copy This.
I’m not your housekeeper. The only thing of yours I want to keep is your love.	Copy This.
I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.	Copy This.
If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.	Copy This.
If I was looking for a friend in a drug den, I wouldn’t just be browsing— I’d be looking for you.	Copy This.
If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.	Copy This.
If you got away from me, I’d be so upset, I’d start kicking a tire.	Copy This.
If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.	Copy This.
If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.	Copy This.
If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.	Copy This.
If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.	Copy This.
If you’re Henry Knight, can I be your Henry Steed?	Copy This.
Is there a ball under my armpit, or did you just make my heart stop?	Copy This.
Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.	Copy This.
It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.	Copy This.
John Watson? More like John Hot-son.	Copy This.
Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.	Copy This.
Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.	Copy This.
Let’s have a relationship that’s in a good place and very affirming.	Copy This.
Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.	Copy This.
May the problems of your future be my privilege?	Copy This.
Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen my heart.	Copy This.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.	Copy This.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.	Copy This.
My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.	Copy This.
My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.	Copy This.
My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.	Copy This.
My love for you is #NotDead.	Copy This.
My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.	Copy This.
My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb— it doesn’t have an off switch.	Copy This.
My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.	Copy This.
My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.	Copy This.
People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.	Copy This.
Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.	Copy This.
Solving crimes isn’t the only thing I have a vacancy for.	Copy This.
Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.	Copy This.
The game is on… Will you play with me?	Copy This.
The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.	Copy This.
theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.	Copy This.
Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?	Copy This.
Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?	Copy This.
Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?	Copy This.
Wanna see my secret tattoo?	Copy This.
We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.	Copy This.
When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.	Copy This.
When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.	Copy This.
When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?	Copy This.
Whip me like one of your dead girls.	Copy This.
Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.	Copy This.
Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?	Copy This.
Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.	Copy This.
Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. Swagger?	Copy This.
Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?	Copy This.
Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.	Copy This.
Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.	Copy This.
Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?	Copy This.
You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.	Copy This.
You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.	Copy This.
You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.	Copy This.
You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.	Copy This.
You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.	Copy This.
You give me life, and not just because Lazarus is go.	Copy This.
You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as Jennifer Wilson’s wardrobe.	Copy This.
You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.	Copy This.
You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.	Copy This.
You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.	Copy This.
You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.	Copy This.
You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.	Copy This.
You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.	Copy This.
You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.	Copy This.
You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.	Copy This.
You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs up.	Copy This.
You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.	Copy This.
You’re the West to my Wood.	Copy This.
Your smile shines brighter than an inexplicable matchbox.	Copy This.