41 The Good Place Pick Up Lines

Do you love The Good Place? Flirt with your loved ones while binge watching The Good Place sit com. Use these inspired pick up lines to help you flirt whether you are in Hell or on Earth. Show your true love and use these forking fine pick up lines. Chidi, Eleanor, Michael, Janet, and Tahani. Easy Copy & Paste!

The Good Place Pick Up Lines
Be nicer to yourself and go out with me.	Copy This.
Chidi: Here’s an idea. What if we don’t worry about whatever comes next?	Copy This.
Chidi: How are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?	Copy This.
Chidi: I am absolutely paralyzed by decision-making, until I met you.	Copy This.
Chidi: If this isn’t a test, then it’s something way worse: A choice! That we have to make!	Copy This.
Chidi: It turns out life isn’t a puzzle that can be solved one time and it’s done. You wake up every day, and you solve it again.	Copy This.
Chidi: My soulmate will be…books.	Copy This.
Chidi: Principles aren’t principles when you pick and choose when you’re gonna follow them.	Copy This.
Chidi: This is what we’ve been looking for since the day we met. Time. That’s what the Good Place really is — it’s not even a place, really. It’s just having enough time with the people you love.	Copy This.
Chidi: Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the I forever.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Babe, I want a feeling of fulfillment… in your soul.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts?	Copy This.
Eleanor: Is that some kind of nerd pick-up line? Because it’s only kind of working.	Copy This.
Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.	Copy This.
Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.	Copy This.
Eleanor: or whatever, fine. Let's just do it.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Our fates are sealed. But I think we have one move left: We can try.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Pobody’s nerfect, until I met you.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Well fork you, too.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Who you want to hump immediately after meeting her.	Copy This.
Eleanor: Ya basic!	Copy This.
Hey girl, you make the bass drop in my heart.	Copy This.
Janet: Eleanor told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl.’ So I’m going to go get it, girl.	Copy This.
Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.	Copy This.
Janet: In case you were wondering, I am, by definition, the best version of myself.	Copy This.
Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.	Copy This.
Jason: You know, it doesn’t matter if you know things. All that matters is what’s in your heart.	Copy This.
Michae: Lies are always more convincing when they’re closer to the truth.	Copy This.
Michael: Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That’s how you got Beyoncé.	Copy This.
Michael: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.	Copy This.
Michael: I’ll say this to you, my friend, with all the love in my heart and all the wisdom of the universe. Take it sleazy.	Copy This.
Michael: If soulmates do exist, they’re not found. They’re made.	Copy This.
Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.	Copy This.
Michael: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!	Copy This.
Michael: Now, I’m gonna and try to find our 1,001st idea.	Copy This.
Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?	Copy This.
Michael: Sometimes, when you’re feeling helpless, the secret is to help someone else. Get out of your own head. Trust me. The next time someone asks for help, say yes.	Copy This.
None of your exes have never gotten over you, damn right they didn't.	Copy This.
Tahani: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.	Copy This.
Tahani: It’s not about who you know. Enlightenment comes from within. The Dalai Lama texted me that.	Copy This.
Tahani: You seem thoughtful. And that concerns me.	Copy This.