130 The Walking Dead Pick Up Lines

Love The Walking Dead the TV show, comic, or the game? These The Walking Dead themed pick up lines may be just what you need. Pick up girls or guys who are also fans of the show. Grab their attention and interest by finding a common ground to start the conversation with. Please note that these pick up lines may also relate to other zombie themes in general. Enjoy and hope you can have fun with these flirty undead phrases.

The Walking Dead Pick Up Lines
Am I Daryl Dixon? Because I have an arrow and I'd like to penetrate you.	Copy This.
Are you a Walker? Because you just walked away with my heart.	Copy This.
Are you a zombie? [no] Want some?	Copy This.
Are you into necrophilia?	Copy This.
Are you Michonne's cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!	Copy This.
Are you tired? Because you've been dragging your feet around my mind all day	Copy This.
Are your feet tired? Because you've been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.	Copy This.
As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos.	Copy This.
Baby, this is a DICKatorship!	Copy This.
Can my pet zombies watch?	Copy This.
Carol: Im very very into that rough dirty look, can you put it on me?	Copy This.
Damn, I´m now gonna have to rewrite my Zombie Plan to include you	Copy This.
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.	Copy This.
Did you apply that makeup yourself or are you an extra on The Walking Dead	Copy This.
Do you have a little zombie in you?...Would you like to?	Copy This.
Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna fuck?	Copy This.
Do you like to get busy in the middle of the woods?	Copy This.
Do you need a leg massage since you've been running from Roamers all day?	Copy This.
Does anyone want to come into the barn with me?	Copy This.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!	Copy This.
Give me a call later so we can flesh out all the details.	Copy This.
Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.	Copy This.
GRUH.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I'd love to eat your brains out	Copy This.
Hey, I'd necrophile yo ass	Copy This.
Hey, I'm hungry. May I invite you to dinner? [!] We can go eat that guy/girl over there	Copy This.
Hey, wanna Rigor my Mortis?	Copy This.
Hey. You look kinda cute with those twisted legs, torn off jaw and eye dangling on your cheek	Copy This.
Hi, I'm a zombie. Mind if I take a bite out of you?	Copy This.
How many walkers will it take for me to kill until you have sex with me?	Copy This.
Hurry! Walkers are almost here, say you'll go out with me!	Copy This.
I almost got eaten alive. Hold me.	Copy This.
I can make a lovely squirrel casserole.	Copy This.
I Chews Chews Chews You!	Copy This.
I could sit under this tree with you forever.	Copy This.
I don't mean to sound forward. I mean, I know I hardly know you. But I don't think we're gonna live through this. And… I've never been with a man before.	Copy This.
I have needs that cannibalism just can't satisfy.	Copy This.
I have no idea where Carl is, but I'm 100% sure that I want you.	Copy This.
I just got bite…with your love	Copy This.
I like my sex how I like to kill Walkers: quick and dirty	Copy This.
I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing.	Copy This.
I like the taste of toes.	Copy This.
I like you, your intestines are still in your body.	Copy This.
I lost all my children now, want to create some new ones?	Copy This.
I love a girl with brains, but not in the zombie way.	Copy This.
I love you for your braaaaaaaaains!	Copy This.
I love you for your mind	Copy This.
I made this ear necklace just for you!	Copy This.
I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I'm saying.	Copy This.
I put the Bi in “zombie.”	Copy This.
I think you're beautiful, chew on that for a little bit!	Copy This.
I used to be a football player before the Apocalypse. What did you do?	Copy This.
I wanna eat you out	Copy This.
I want to infest all my time with getting to know you.	Copy This.
I will have sex with you. It is not like our options are vast.	Copy This.
I Z U	Copy This.
I'd give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go!	Copy This.
I'd kill a barn full of walkers for you!	Copy This.
I'd kill a thousand walkers for you.	Copy This.
I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.	Copy This.
I'll lower my weapon if you lower yours first.	Copy This.
I'll make you scream............. I mean sing.	Copy This.
I'm a "walker" alright – A long, romantic walker.	Copy This.
I'm a biter too.	Copy This.
I'm a mortician and work with corpses all day, but you're the right kind of dead for me	Copy This.
I'm a ricktator in the sack.	Copy This.
I'm feeling kinky, let's do it on a pile of walkers.	Copy This.
I'm missing an eye but I can clearly see you're in love with me.	Copy This.
I'm on Carl watch, care to join me?	Copy This.
I've noticed you from afar, in my scope…	Copy This.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head in the guard tower?	Copy This.
If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.	Copy This.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?	Copy This.
If I shot an arrow through our heart will you still believe I'm Cupid?	Copy This.
If I turned into a walker, I'd come after you first!	Copy This.
If I was a zombie, I think I would like the taste of you.	Copy This.
If I was I walker, I'm pretty sure I'd like the taste of you.	Copy This.
If I wear a eyepatch, will you sleep with me?	Copy This.
If I'm a walker, IDGAF, we're still cuddling.	Copy This.
If my respiratory system still worked, you'd take my breath away.	Copy This.
Is that maggots in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
It is the end of the world. Let's make love until we feel alive again.	Copy This.
It might just be that I've been locked up in a prison for years, but you're the most beautiful living person I've seen in a long time!	Copy This.
It's a good thing I'm a zombie, because you are drop-dead gorgeous!	Copy This.
It's my lucky day cause (I'm a zombie and) you're drop-dead gorgeous	Copy This.
It's the apoca-lips. So kiss me!	Copy This.
Kiss me while I still have my lips.	Copy This.
Man it's hot in Atlanta, we should get naked.	Copy This.
Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.	Copy This.
My bites will infect you with love.	Copy This.
My jacket has angel wings on the back. I've been sent down from heaven to protect you.	Copy This.
My right hand may be gone but my left hand can still do all the magic.	Copy This.
My wife just turned into a zombie. So….I'm single now.	Copy This.
Nice ribs!	Copy This.
Prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.	Copy This.
Sweetie, you got everything: brains, body and the fact that you're still alive is a big plus!	Copy This.
The sight of you cleaning your sword really turns me on.	Copy This.
There is gotta be a cure for your hotness.	Copy This.
Two words: ZOMBIE ORGY!	Copy This.
Walkers are coming…and so am I	Copy This.
Wanna go kill some zombies in the ‘burbs and screw in the car afterwards?	Copy This.
Wanna see how I handle a sword?	Copy This.
Wanna tie me to a tree and do stuff to me?	Copy This.
Wanna use those arms on this DIECK?	Copy This.
Want me to tickle you with my trigger finger?	Copy This.
Want to go into town with me and make out in a convenience store?	Copy This.
Want to hop on my chopper and kill some walkers together?	Copy This.
Want to see my aquarium of walker heads?	Copy This.
We're all infected, might as well make the best of it!	Copy This.
Well, okay. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!	Copy This.
Were all Infected...... With your Good Looks..	Copy This.
What am I Governor of? How ‘bout yer ass!	Copy This.
What do you say that we go check out what's in that barn?	Copy This.
What do you think of my Sheriff's hat?	Copy This.
What is it with the smell of decomposing bodies that make me think of you?	Copy This.
What's a nice corpse like you doing in a place like this?	Copy This.
What's your preferred weapon to kill?	Copy This.
When I'm not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks home.	Copy This.
Where were you when the outbreak happened?	Copy This.
Who's your zombie?	Copy This.
Why don't you come here and snap this DIECK?	Copy This.
Why don't you come over here and do stuff and thangs on this DIECK?	Copy This.
With the body parts you do have, would you hold it against me?	Copy This.
Would you like to go back to my place? Grab a shovel!	Copy This.
You know, I just happen to have a bed in my RV.	Copy This.
You know, I'm good at head shots.	Copy This.
You remind me of my ex, so I'm gonna rip your heart out	Copy This.
You'd make a great mummy	Copy This.
You've stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?	Copy This.
Your beauty is eating away at my heart.	Copy This.