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| TV Shows Pick Up Lines | ||
|---|---|---|
| I'd like to hang out at your peach pit | 90210 | |
| I'm a spring princess, so consider yourself sprung! | 90210 | |
| Check out my sweet buns | 30 Rock | |
| Flute-playing enhances my finger dexterity | 30 Rock | |
| Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror | 30 Rock | |
| I always wear my special hat in bed | 30 Rock | |
| I love you almost as much as I love television | 30 Rock | |
| I'm a real good sex person | 30 Rock | |
| Let's run away on that boat I stole from some white guy | 30 Rock | |
| Let's work on our night cheese together | 30 Rock | |
| My nephew was in twilight | 30 Rock | |
| My sex doll is very popular in Japan | 30 Rock | |
| Sitting next to borpoh doesn't come close to snitting next to yerpoh | 30 Rock | |
| Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself | 30 Rock | |
| They call me toofer because I'm both black and great in bed | 30 Rock | |
| To blergh you is to love you | 30 Rock | |
| You make me feel like I'm high-fiving a million angels | 30 Rock | |
| your love makes me feel like my hearts trying to hug my brain | 30 Rock | |
| I blue myself when I think about you. | Arrested Development | |
| Is that a stair car in your pants or are you happy to see me? | Arrested Development | |
| There's a banana stand in my pants. | Arrested Development | |
| Wanna make a huge mistake? | Arrested Development | |
| Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner. | Beavis & Butt-head | |
| Girl your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's Crystal | Breaking Bad | |
| Angel, when I look into the future, all I see is you! All I want is you. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| Are you a slayer because you sure are my chosen one. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| Hey, did you used to be a demon? Cuz that's hot. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| I heard this place sells coffee. Maybe you and I could get one sometime, if you want. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| I hope your soul is permanent because I will give you more than one moment of true happiness | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike) | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| You're my Angel. | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | |
| Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease. | Duck Dynasty | |
| Hey girl, let's go to the deer blind. | Duck Dynasty | |
| Hey girl, no need to hunt, you already trapped my heart. | Duck Dynasty | |
| Hey! I'm so dope. I'm illegal in 55 states! | Duck Dynasty | |
| I have never met a pizza that I didn't like. | Duck Dynasty | |
| No tea in this dress shop? What are you going to do?.. Put me in dress jail? | Duck Dynasty | |
| Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels. | Duck Dynasty | |
| One time in college, a girl told me it's not you, it's me. You're darn right it's you... you heifer! | Duck Dynasty | |
| Ouch! My tooth hurts..it's because you're so sweet. | Duck Dynasty | |
| Go home! Go home! Go home! With me. | Family Matters | |
| Are you cold? Wanna borrow my Browncoat? | Firefly | |
| Baby, I love you so much that if Joss Whedon were writing our romance, one of us would be dead by now. | Firefly | |
| Browncoats do it better. | Firefly | |
| Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal in bed. | Firefly | |
| Hey, Wanna take a trip to the special hell? | Firefly | |
| I am a leaf on the wind... in bed | Firefly | |
| I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you. | Firefly | |
| I'd do anything to protect my sister. Does that make you hot? | Firefly | |
| I'd love to tune up your engine. | Firefly | |
| I'll be in my bunk. Wanna come with? | Firefly | |
| I'll follow you through a revolution and back. | Firefly | |
| I've got a "book" for you to red. | Firefly | |
| In the morning, I'll let you wear my knitted cap. | Firefly | |
| Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me? | Firefly | |
| No power in the 'Verse can stop me... in bed. | Firefly | |
| They call me the hero of canton, you know. | Firefly | |
| Two words: Companion training. | Firefly | |
| Wanna get twixt my nethers? | Firefly | |
| Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera. | Firefly | |
| You will enjoy my special tea ceremony. | Firefly | |
| You're shiny. | Firefly | |
| You're sweeter than an ice planet. | Firefly | |
| [Make siren sound] Somebody call a cop! Cause it got to be illegal to look that good! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Care to dance? | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Carlton | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Girl, I got to tell you, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrapped up in some 'Have Mercy,' with a side of 'unghm!' | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Hey girl, you look so good, I'd marry you brother just to get in your family | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Hey girl!! Why don't you stand up and wrap your arms around a REAL man? Ok checkitout checkitout checkitout. I got 4 words for you... Hol-i-day. inn. C'mon girl you know you want to! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Hurry up and write your number down before I don't want it no more | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| I noticed you noticing me, so I just wanted to put you on notice.. that I notice you too | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| I think I've seen your picture somewhere before... oh yeah that's right, it was in the dictionary next to KABLAM! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| I'm lyin' I'm dyin', you know what I'm sayin? | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Get it? It's a double entendre... Savez-vous? | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Let play a game called T.V, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise. | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Plus, I don't have any early classes so we can sleep in | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| Whatever it is that you servin, you better give me a double | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| You all that and a bag of chips! | Fresh Prince of Bel-Air | |
| A no sex pact! I have one of those with every woman in America! | Friends | |
| Am I sexy in Tulsa? | Friends | |
| C'mon man, just take 'em off, just take 'em off and we'll have some fun. | Friends | |
| Can I be any more interested? | Friends | |
| How you doing? | Friends | |
| I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name. | Friends | |
| I'm a paleontologist. I dig. | Friends | |
| I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? | Friends | |
| If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. | Friends | |
| Janice: Oh... my... God! | Friends | |
| Joey: Come on, give me another chance. I can do a southern accent. [with Jamaican accent] Joey: Ya, mon. | Friends | |
| You waited too long and now you're in "The Friend Zone". | Friends | |
| That ass. Have Mercy. | Full House | |
| Don't leave. Everybody leaves. | Gossip Girl | |
| Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. | Gossip Girl | |
| Hey, girl, I’ve got some gossip for you. You sexy. | Gossip Girl | |
| I'm Chuck Bass. | Gossip Girl | |
| I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. | Gossip Girl | |
| Let’s get out of here and go all Chuck and Blair in the back of the limo. | Gossip Girl | |
| Oh there is plenty of fish in the sea, but only one bass. | Gossip Girl | |
| Wanna get in? I'd love to give you a ride. | Gossip Girl | |
| Who needs consent? I'm Chuck Bass. | Gossip Girl | |
| Your world won't be easier if I did not come back. | Gossip Girl | |
| Are you a Grey's Anatomy fan? Because you're definitely McDreamy. | Grey's Anatomy | |
| Will you be my person? | Grey's Anatomy | |
| You'd better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart. | Grey's Anatomy | |
| Hey baby, wanna twirl with me? | Happy Endings | |
| I think you're totally ah-mah-zing! | Happy Endings | |
| Looking for your happy ending? Let me show you the way. | Happy Endings | |
| Hey Wadester. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I almost died choking on a donut! Alone! | Hart of Dixie | |
| I am a love maker! | Hart of Dixie | |
| I am a regular Harry Potter… In the kitchen of course. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy | Hart of Dixie | |
| I like to listen to 90's R&B before trial. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I think we should go out on a real date. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I use coffee to wake up. And, now I'm up. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I was just listening to a crazy termite. Hatching a crazy plan that absolutely will not work. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer | Hart of Dixie | |
| I'm giving you my cold face. Hardcore, right? | Hart of Dixie | |
| I'm like a ship without a port! | Hart of Dixie | |
| Wade: What's going on here? Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you. Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first. Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening. | Hart of Dixie | |
| Will you be my sex Yoda? | Hart of Dixie | |
| YOLO! | Hart of Dixie | |
| You have heartbreak and I have hostility. Let's take the day off and play hooky | Hart of Dixie | |
| You're like the girl of my dreams and the girl I made on my computer all in one. | Hart of Dixie | |
| I think my penis stopped breathing. Do you know CPR? | House MD | |
| Haaave you met me? | How I Met Your Mother | |
| Have you ever licked the Liberty Bell? | How I Met Your Mother | |
| Ted Mosby, Architect | How I Met Your Mother | |
| The story I tell our future kids about this moment will be legen- wait for it… | How I Met Your Mother | |
| This might sound crazy, but I just had a flash-forward to us falling in love and getting married. | How I Met Your Mother | |
| Age of the geek, baby. | Leverage | |
| Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my team. | Leverage | |
| Are you Eliot Spencer? Can you help me retrieve my heart? | Leverage | |
| Baby we must be a perfect match, because you are in all my plans. | Leverage | |
| Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart. | Leverage | |
| I might be having feelings. Like weird, weird feelings for pretzels. | Leverage | |
| I provide leverage. | Leverage | |
| Is your name Alec Hardison? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware. | Leverage | |
| Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal you're heart and you'll steal mine. | Leverage | |
| Let's go break the law just one more time. | Leverage | |
| Meat should never be used as an adjective. | Leverage | |
| My name's Nate Ford...and I am a thief. | Leverage | |
| Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get. | Leverage | |
| What is it with women and shoes? | Leverage | |
| Whatever your real name is I will love you. | Leverage | |
| You can call me Sophie Devereaux. Because I'm the greatest actress.. when I am stealing your heart. | Leverage | |
| You have a tell. | Leverage | |
| You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. | Leverage | |
| Your name must be Eliot. You had me at Hello. | Leverage | |
| How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle. | Malcolm in the Middle | |
| Are you single? Because I'd love to start a non-nuclear family with you. | Modern Family | |
| Can I go golfing with you? | Modern Family | |
| Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny. | Modern Family | |
| How about we head up to the bedroom for some halftime festivities? | Modern Family | |
| I followed Hall & Oates around the country one summer | Modern Family | |
| I want to use my coupons for free hugs on you. | Modern Family | |
| I'd love to be the Diet Pepsi to your Sofia Vergara. | Modern Family | |
| I'm not Colombian, but I can tell you're caliente. | Modern Family | |
| Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams? | Modern Family | |
| You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or a, a salad here and there, but...I've got Claire all over me. | Modern Family | |
| I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon | Nickelodeon | |
| You're so amazing baby. Are you sure it's the queen that stole my heart? | Once Upon A Time | |
| Did you see that wonderful new documentary about the best sushi in the world? | Orange is the New Black | |
| Does anybody ever ask me how my day is going? | Orange is the New Black | |
| I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow. | Orange is the New Black | |
| I like the shape of your ears. | Orange is the New Black | |
| I like your sweater…it's soft. - Piper | Orange is the New Black | |
| I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve. | Orange is the New Black | |
| I'm feeling some sapphic vibes coming off you. | Orange is the New Black | |
| We can sandwich toast to orgasms. - Red | Orange is the New Black | |
| You f***ing tickle me. - Nicky | Orange is the New Black | |
| Your ass haunts me. - Caputo | Orange is the New Black | |
| [Tom is playing with a stethoscope, using it on Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler)] Oh my god. Your boobs are dead! | Park and Recreation | |
| Boo-boo bear. It's one of several nicknames I've made up for you. And you can choose which one you like best, 'cause I want this to be a give and take. ...We have cookie tush, Winnie the Boo, lady presh-presh, Annberry sauce, Annie get your boo, Tommy's girl, Annie bananie… | Park and Recreation | |
| Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk? | Park and Recreation | |
| Girl, you're more precious than Precious. | Park and Recreation | |
| Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal. | Park and Recreation | |
| Hi, I'm Tom, I have a raccoon on my head. | Park and Recreation | |
| Joan, let's make a pact, OK? If we're both still single in an hour, let's get married. | Park and Recreation | |
| Let's park and get some recreation going. | Park and Recreation | |
| Listen to me. This harvest festival, it's gonna knock your socks off and when it does, I'm gonna be there to give you a foot massage. To completion. | Park and Recreation | |
| No, I don’t text her, 'It was nice meeting you.' I wait eight weeks and I text her, ‘What's crackin?' | Park and Recreation | |
| Yes I am a hunter, and it's you season. | Park and Recreation | |
| A boyfriend? No thanks, I have food. | Person of Interest | |
| Are you a secure network? Because I want to get in you. | Person of Interest | |
| Baby, let me hack your pentagon. | Person of Interest | |
| Do you want some of my hot dog? | Person of Interest | |
| I like to watch. Do you? | Person of Interest | |
| I may shoot to kill, but I’d miss you. | Person of Interest | |
| I need your help to polish my gun. | Person of Interest | |
| I'm a sucker for surveillance. Would you like to join me? | Person of Interest | |
| I'm a very private person. Care to be something I'll never tell a soul about? | Person of Interest | |
| I'm like a human USB, baby. I can do it all. | Person of Interest | |
| If I get your number, can I call you sexy? | Person of Interest | |
| If you think I'm crazy now, wait until we get in the sack. | Person of Interest | |
| Let's go out to Oyster Bay, where no one will find us for a long, long time. | Person of Interest | |
| Of course I'm good in bed. How do you think Finch got his limp? | Person of Interest | |
| Yeah, that's a gun in my pants. But I'm also really happy to see you. | Person of Interest | |
| I wish I was a pokemon master so I could peek-at-chu (pikachu). | Pokemon | |
| I don't have to be a medical professional to diagnose you with an extreme case of sexy. | Private Practice | |
| I'm not a doctor, but I'd sure love to give you a physical exam. | Private Practice | |
| I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more of what you've got, baby. | Private Practice | |
| Can I show you my Long Island? | Revenge | |
| I am filled with so much love for you my heart might explode. | Revenge | |
| I don't let anything get in the way of what I want. And I want you. | Revenge | |
| I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner. | Revenge | |
| I'd love to dock my boat in your harbor. | Revenge | |
| I'll hack my way into your heart. | Revenge | |
| I'm not a gold digger. It's just your bank account turns me on. | Revenge | |
| Let's role play tonight. You play me and I'll play you. | Revenge | |
| Let's take some revenge out on these sheets. | Revenge | |
| Revenge is a dish best served cold; my love on the other hand, is best served hot and steamy. | Revenge | |
| Revenge might be a dish served cold, but I'll make sure the sex is piping hot. | Revenge | |
| Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey! Let's go out sometimes. | Saved by the Bell | |
| Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. | Seinfeld | |
| I'd never yada yada sex with you! | Seinfeld | |
| No sex for you! I mean..Yes, sex for you! | Seinfeld | |
| You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast. | Seinfeld | |
| I see you're into anarchy. I'd love to get wild with you. | Sons of Anarchy | |
| If you're too good for 99 percent of guys, that's cool, because I'm a one-percenter. | Sons of Anarchy | |
| My engine is overheating just standing near you. | Sons of Anarchy | |
| Are you a phoenix? ‘Cause baby you’re burning me up. | Supernatural | |
| I would wuv to get in your pants. | Supernatural | |
| I’d go to hell and back just to be with you. | Supernatural | |
| I’d like to be your Mother of All | Supernatural | |
| I’d love to jump in your hole. | Supernatural | |
| I’m not a wraith, but I can make you go crazy with one touch. | Supernatural | |
| If I’m a demon, you must be a Devil’s Trap, because I’m stuck to you. | Supernatural | |
| Is Gabriel around? Because you’re like a beautiful mirage. | Supernatural | |
| Is that the Colt in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? | Supernatural | |
| You checkin’ out my guns? | Supernatural | |
| You don’t need a spell to summon me. | Supernatural | |
| You must be Pestilence, ‘cause you’ve infected me. | Supernatural | |
| You must be the Impala because I’d love to ride you all night. | Supernatural | |
| You must be the yellow-eyed demon, because you’re my obsession. | Supernatural | |
| You’re hotter than a ceiling fire. | Supernatural | |
| I don't wanna blink, 'cause I'm afraid to miss even a second of your cuteness. | That '70s Show | |
| I like my women like I like my wine, red and full of alcohol. | That '70s Show | |
| I think you're hot. And whoever doesn't like it can kiss my ass! | That '70s Show | |
| This suit is for leisure. But many times I wear it to get down to business. | That '70s Show | |
| I might be going on a tangent, but would you like to be the Sine to my Cosine? | The Big Bang Theory | |
| I wish I was an ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. | The Big Bang Theory | |
| Let's get together and test the Big Bang Theory. | The Big Bang Theory | |
| I'd like to love you until un-death do us part. | The Walking Dead | |
| I'm digging your body, but what really turns me on are your brainssssss! | The Walking Dead | |
| Is that rigor mortis setting in, or are you just happy to see me? | The Walking Dead | |
| I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him 4 supper | Tom and Jerry | |
| Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose some brain cells. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner? Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed. Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound! | Two And A Half Men | |
| Do you know the first position? | Two And A Half Men | |
| Ginger, U are fabulous! I’m an A-list actor you mite like to meet….Ure fone is dead and out of service… | Two And A Half Men | |
| Hello. I'm a babe magnet. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Hi, my name is Vod – Vod-Kaknockers! | Two And A Half Men | |
| I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. | Two And A Half Men | |
| I just want to get my mother out of my head. I don't want to quit drinking or gambling or none of that good stuff. | Two And A Half Men | |
| I'm dating myself. | Two And A Half Men | |
| I'm only a teacher from 8:15 to 3:00. After that, I'm just a person like anyone else. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Love isn't blind, it's retarded. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Sex couldn't kill me. | Two And A Half Men | |
| Always the con man, never the con. | White Collar | |
| Emotion is a con man’s sweet spot. | White Collar | |
| I don't smoke...but I do flirt... | White Collar | |
| I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty enlightened right now. | White Collar | |
| I think I’m falling in love with you. | White Collar | |
| I want you to be part of my life. | White Collar | |
| I'm a criminal, we keep odd hours. | White Collar | |
| I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything. | White Collar | |
| It is what it looks like - I was sent here to kill you. | White Collar | |
| It’s beautiful here. | White Collar | |
| My freedom is worth more than anything that diamond could buy. | White Collar | |
| Neal Caffrey, at your service. | White Collar | |
| Think I'm in trouble? | White Collar | |
| To another time, to another place, to another us. | White Collar | |
| You know from the moment I met you I knew You were a man of fine taste. | White Collar | |
| You’re on a clock. The question is who’s clock are you on? | White Collar |
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