Flirt while watching Naruto or hit on people who love anime or at anime expo events. Use these funny and cheesy Naruto pick up lines for many of the special techniques, themes, puns, and characters. Take advantage of Naruto pick up lines Kakashi, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, and more. Get the woman’s hearts from your village or clan. Easy Copy & Paste!
| Naruto Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a Susano'o? Because I want to get inside you. | |
| Is your name Danzo? Because you caught my eye. | |
| Let's reignite our power of youth! | |
| Just call me Shikamaru, because I want to stick to you like a shadow. | |
| It’s time for you to see my mokuton. | |
| Are you Kankuro? Because make me your love puppet. | |
| Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan. | |
| Trap me in the infinite Tsukuyomi. Because you are everything I dream about. | |
| Girl I am the Hashirama. And a piece of my cell will make you stronger. | |
| Sharingan is red, rasengan is blue. Give me your number. | |
| You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you. | |
| Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind. | |
| Your eyes have totally entranced me. Can I have them? | |
| Are you Gaara? Because love is written all over your face. | |
| Are you an Uchiha? Because you are the last of your kind. | |
| Are you Sasuke? Because you’re coming home with me tonight. | |
| Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu? | |
| You and I can make our own clan. | |
| Are you a master of the Shinra Tensei? Because you shattered my gate. | |
| Be with me and I’ll show you all the 6 paths! | |
| My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight. | |
| You must be Ino because I can't take you off my mind. | |
| Girl, I will Golden Flash my way into your gates. | |
| Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket. | |
| My name is Naruto, would you like some Uzumaki inside you? | |
| You are the Sasuke to my Sakura. | |
| My love for you is hot like the Amaterasu. | |
| Are you Fire Hokage? Because you are hot! | |
| I may not be a nine-tail, but just 1 will make you come. | |
| Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight? | |
| Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom. | |
| Do you know I can do the Sharingan in bed? | |
| Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style Penetration jutsu. | |
| Babe, once you release my gate, I cannot go back but give my life for you. | |
| Are you using sexy no jutsu? Because I just love all of your looks. | |
| Check out my Sharindong. | |
| Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you. | |
| Call me Diedara, because I am about to explode all over your face. | |
| Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist? | |
| Be my vessel, I want to be inside you. | |
| I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you. | |
| I must have Sharingan, because I see all of our futures. | |
| Bet you cannot handle my one tailed Jinchuriki. | |
| Were you always this hot? Or did you activate sexy no jutsu? | |
| Babe, drink from my fountain of youth. | |
| My water jutsu will make you real wet. | |
| Babe, help me rebuild my clan. | |
| I must be caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, but everywhere I go I see you. | |
| Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you. | |
| Want to have some ramen at my place? | |
| Would you like me to show you my mokuton? | |
| Did you know Chidori? Because you just got through to my heart. | |
| Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart. | |
| Are you Ten Ten? Because you are definitely a 10 in my clan. | |
| Want to taste my Totska Blade? | |
| Want to experience my Expansion Jutsu? | |
| Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life. | |
| Did you just use tsukiyomi on me? Because I just lost 3 days of my life into your eyes. | |
| Damn girl, I want to give you that Shinra Tensei - Almighty Push! | |
| I don't need my Byakugan to see your inner beauty. | |
| Will you be my red thread of destiny? | |
| Girl, you just blew me away. | |
| Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good. | |
| Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine. | |
| Make me the Shuriken for your Kunai. | |
| Beauty is Art. Art is bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you tonight. | |
| I will take your heart - to replace the one you took from me! |
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