63 Pharmacy & Drug Store Pick Up Lines

Did you see someone hot or interesting inside a pharmacy? Or by the drug section of a major retailer such as Walmart or Target? Use these general medicine pick up lines that can be used inside a Pharmacy. These flirty and funny drug store pick up lines work. Open up the conversation with the person that you love.

Pharmacy Pick Up Lines
Apply me to your sensitive area.	Copy This.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.	Copy This.
Are you an Advil. Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.	Copy This.
Are you lost Ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.	Copy This.
Babe, do you do more than lick and stick?	Copy This.
Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.	Copy This.
Babe, is your middle name Desyrel? because you gave me a priapism.	Copy This.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.	Copy This.
Baby I'm like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.	Copy This.
Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.	Copy This.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.	Copy This.
Do you do it over the counter?	Copy This.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.	Copy This.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.	Copy This.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.	Copy This.
Even Pepcid AC can't stop my heart's burning for you.	Copy This.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.	Copy This.
Girl you must be norepinephrine, because you make my heart race!	Copy This.
Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval	Copy This.
Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.	Copy This.
Girl, I am Rx rated.	Copy This.
Hey baby, you are like a SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.	Copy This.
Hey baby, you are like Mannitol always pleasant taste and cool.	Copy This.
Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you everyday for the rest of our lives.	Copy This.
Hey, I'm like acetaminophen I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.	Copy This.
How about Pen G and Plan B?	Copy This.
I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.	Copy This.
I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.	Copy This.
I don't always get C2 prescriptions, but when I do, I get ten at a time.	Copy This.
I got your suppository right here, baby.	Copy This.
I have all sorts of protection	Copy This.
I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough	Copy This.
I must have a low creatinine clearance, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.	Copy This.
I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.	Copy This.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.	Copy This.
I want to take you over the counter.	Copy This.
If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.	Copy This.
I'm a certified drug dealer.	Copy This.
I'm feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?	Copy This.
I'm your Plan A... we'll worry Plan B later.	Copy This.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?	Copy This.
Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?	Copy This.
Is that a Zpak in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.	Copy This.
Let's spice up your love life, do you accept third parties?	Copy This.
Must be taken orally.	Copy This.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.	Copy This.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.	Copy This.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.	Copy This.
Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…	Copy This.
Ready to find new routes of administration?	Copy This.
So you're gonna have to blow me for those pills...	Copy This.
Take twice-daily or as desired.	Copy This.
Would you prefer something to suck on?	Copy This.
Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.	Copy This.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.	Copy This.
You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.	Copy This.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.	Copy This.
You must be a Class III, because you got my heart racing.	Copy This.
You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.	Copy This.
Your calves must be aching. Because you've been back-marching through my mind all day.	Copy This.
Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.	Copy This.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!	Copy This.