61 Ikea Pick Up Lines

Assemble your love together with the best Ikea pick up lines. Use clever Ikea product pick up lines and have some fun while completing your Ikea furniture collection. These funny Ikea pickuplines will get your love into your life. Ikea stores, furnitures, meatball, bookcases, sofa, bedfram. Put together your love life using the best pick up lines about Ikea. Easy Copy & Paste!

Ikea Pick Up Lines
Are you a BILLY bookcase? Because I want to read all of you.	Copy This.
Are you a FABRIKÖR glass-door cabinet? Because I want to keep you close to me.	Copy This.
Are you a FEJKA artificial plant? Because you’re so pretty, I can hardly believe you’re not real.	Copy This.
Are you a HAVSTA cabinet? Because I want to store all my love for you in you.	Copy This.
Are you a HEMNES daybed? Because I want to lounge with you all day.	Copy This.
Are you a LACK table? Because you’re lacking nothing in the looks department.	Copy This.
Are you a LURVIG pet bed? Because I want to cuddle up with you like a puppy.	Copy This.
Are you a MALM bed frame? Because I want to wake up next to you every day.	Copy This.
Are you a MÖJLIGHET pillow? Because you’re giving me all the right feels.	Copy This.
Are you a RENS sheepskin rug? Because I want to cozy up with you.	Copy This.
Are you a RIGGAD work lamp? Because you’re brightening up my day.	Copy This.
Are you a STOCKHOLM rug? Because I want to run my feet all over you.	Copy This.
Are you a STRANDMON wing chair? Because I want to be wrapped up in your arms.	Copy This.
Are you a Swedish meatball? Because I want to snack on you all the time.	Copy This.
Are you a TÄRNABY sofa? Because I want to make you the center of my living room.	Copy This.
Are you a TARVA bed frame? Because I want to get cozy with you tonight.	Copy This.
Are you a VARDAGEN glass? Because I want to toast to our future together.	Copy This.
Are you an Ikea kitchen cabinet? Because I can’t wait to explore your insides.	Copy This.
Are your eyes Ikea because I’m lost in them.	Copy This.
Babe, you must visit Ikea often, because my life had been in pieces until I met you.	Copy This.
Can I be the KURA bed to your mattress, and we can sleep together all night?	Copy This.
Can I show you my MÖRBYLÅNGA table? It’s just as sleek as you are.	Copy This.
Can we assemble something together?	Copy This.
Can we make like an Ikea couch and have a comfortable assemly action?	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again like a lost shopper?	Copy This.
Do you work at IKEA Because I’d like to buy one night stand.	Copy This.
Excuse me, do you work at IKEA? Because I think you’re the missing piece to complete my bedroom.	Copy This.
Girl, are you an Ikea furniture, because my Allen key will complete you.	Copy This.
Here’s how to assemble any Ikea furniture, put the peg into your slot, then screw until the nuts tighten.	Copy This.
How do I take you out of the Ikea store and into my life?	Copy This.
I feel a strong attraction to you, like the force of a Billy bookcase falling on me.	Copy This.
I’ve been searching for someone to complete my HEMNES bed frame.	Copy This.
I’ve found the perfect addition to my home decor: you.	Copy This.
Let’s build a relationship that’s as strong as a KALLAX shelf unit.	Copy This.
Let’s put our love together like a VINTERFEST table decoration.	Copy This.
My love for you is like an Ikea manual, it’s not always clear but I’ll keep trying until I get it right.	Copy This.
We are made for Ikea, simple, stylish, and easy to assemble.	Copy This.
You must be a BEKVÄM step stool, because I want to climb all over you.	Copy This.
You must be a BILLY bookcase, because I’m already planning on filling you up with my books.	Copy This.
You must be a BISSA shoe cabinet, because I want to walk all over you.	Copy This.
You must be a fan of Ikea because you’re making my heart race like a RIGGAN chair.	Copy This.
You must be a FJELLSE bed frame, because I’m already picturing us getting cozy under the covers.	Copy This.
You must be a GRÖNLID sectional sofa, because I could get lost in your cushions forever.	Copy This.
You must be a HEMNES dresser, because I can’t wait to start filling your drawers.	Copy This.
You must be a HENRIKSDAL chair, because I want to pull you up to the table with me.	Copy This.
You must be a KNOPPARP sofa, because I want to spend all night snuggled up with you.	Copy This.
You must be a LACK table because I can’t stand to be without you.	Copy This.
You must be a LEIFARNE chair, because I want to sit by your side.	Copy This.
You must be a POÄNG chair, because I could sit in your lap for hours.	Copy This.
You must be a POÄNG footstool, because I want to put my feet up with you.	Copy This.
You must be a SÖDERHAMN sectional sofa, because I want to get comfortable with you.	Copy This.
You must be a TYSSEDAL bed frame, because I want to make sweet dreams with you.	Copy This.
You must be a VIMLE sectional sofa, because I can’t wait to spend lazy Sundays lounging with you.	Copy This.
You must be a VITTSJÖ shelf unit, because I want to put you on display.	Copy This.
You must be an Ikea display because you’ve caught my eye.	Copy This.
You must be an Ikea spatula because you stir something inside me.	Copy This.
You must be an Ikea STRÅLA lamp because you light up my life.	Copy This.
You’re like a comfortable POÄNG chair, I could sit with you for hours.	Copy This.
You’re like an Ikea clock, you make my heart tick.	Copy This.
You’re like an Ikea dresser, sturdy and stylish.	Copy This.
You’re like an Ikea rug, you tie the room together.	Copy This.