131 Academic Competition and Tournament Pick Up Lines

Are you attending Academic competition such as Math Olympia, Mock Trial, Model United Nations (U.N.), Science Olympiad, or Academic Decathlon? Chat up another kid’s brother or sister at a school Spelling Bee event. Use these competition related pick up lines for the various academic events.

Academic Competition and Tournament Pick Up Lines
If I am a packet and you are a highlighter, the whole packet will be highlighted.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Wanna come over and go over my packet?	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
You know why they called me the "decathletes"?	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Are you a winning medal? Because I am hungry for you.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
You are so hot that I can't wait to see at next study session.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Are you ACDEC? Because I will dedicate all my after school hours on you.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Are you free time? Because you are out of this world.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
I <3 nerds>	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Will you be the 9th member of our team?	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Why go to prom when we can go national?!	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
I want to decathahug you.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
How about some decathasex to help you relax?	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Your gold medal looks great on you. Would you like a pearl necklace?	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Dulce et Decorum Est pro Acadeca Mori	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Are you my Acdec notes? Because I want to go over you over and over again.	Academic Decathlon	Copy This.
Please tell me more about the math olympiad award.	Math Olympiad	Copy This.
You were a math world champion? That is so hot.	Math Olympiad	Copy This.
Are you a math olympiad problem? Because you got me harder than calculus.	Math Olympiad	Copy This.
Let's role play. I'll be Drew Walton, and you can pull out my gun.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Call me Harley Kim because I'm gonna get this all on camera.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Don't worry about all loss; I prefer it last longer than 3 hours.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Hey, that's some Rebuttal you have.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Hopefully my ballot won't be blue tonight and you'll give me straight tens.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I can show you some clear and convincing evidence that you won't be objecting tonight.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'd like to invoke rule 615 and sequester you to my pants.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'd like to lay your foundation.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I've got all 5 elements of libel. In my pants.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Is that a Beretta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Let's bang the gavel all night long. :gavel:	Mock Trial	Copy This.
No further questions, I'm finished.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Objection. Long, and growing.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Wanna come over tonight? We'll do it till you object.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You be Captain Vanunu and I'll let you frisk me all over.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You better stop that watch because this objection is going to last all night long.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You don't need to take the LSAT, I'll let you right in.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You must have learned a lot from mock trial, because I got off just by looking at you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Girl, you're testi-fine.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well we can do a mock trial.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
How about coming back to my place for a little actus reus?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I don't know if I have standing, but I'd love to court you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I need someone to look through these briefs.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I think I'd be liable for negligence if I neglected to come over and talk to you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'd have to plead insanity if I ever left you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I've got a precedent that's long and deep.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I’ll teach you about jurisdiction, if we change the venue to my place.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I’m going to sue the pants off you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Is that a gavel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Just be who you are, I'm not the one to judge.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Let's adjourn to the bedroom.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Let's just say boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Nice rebuttal.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Res ipsa loquitur', honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!	Mock Trial	Copy This.
The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
There is no burden of proof for how fine you are.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
When I think of you, I become fully vested.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Your body is 'ultra vires', it's beyond my power to control myself around you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You must have learned a lot from mock trial, because I got off just by looking at you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Just call me exhibit A. You can enter me without objection	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Your request to approach is denied. Ask me again and I'll object in front of the jury.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
As to the issue of sufficient evidence, we'll discuss that tomorrow -- that is, if we still have a relationship tomorrow.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Fellow citizens, just a few minutes ago, I emerged from our debate and headed out to my car. I started to leave when Lane approached me, screaming. He ran at me, fists cocked, and I was afraid for my safety. Lane told me he had lost everything and he grabbed my gun. Fellow citizens, I hope none of you have to witness such an event.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I normally would say yes, but your prostate and testes are unremarkable. Plus your heart weighs only 360 grams.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'm sorry, but thinking of you and me together makes me contemplate having a second scotch.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'm thinking we oughta practice our openings tonight.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Just let me tell you there is a difference between security guards and forensic investigators like myself.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Some experts only look for a specific type of girl: lovely, brunette, and amazing. I used that strict standard to find you.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
When two people are present, I don't like to be the one standing.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Your girlfriend looks hot from here, but do you think I could direct-examine her?	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Call me Casey French, because I'll turn your engine on and wait till you blow twice.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
I'll be your defense attorney, and find out all the ways to get you off.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
If I may impeach by omission, I'll show you something you shouldn't leave out.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
If I may invite the courts attention to my dick, you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tion	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Its ok if you haven't handled one before, if it goes off too quick we'll just say it was an accident.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Lets role play. I'll be Drew Walton, You be Leslie Richards, and I'll tell you how to trigger a big reaction with just a little well placed stimulation.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Please? If you turn your back for 30 seconds, you wont even know if its me.	Mock Trial	Copy This.
You must be a new scoring judge, because I want you to screw me	Mock Trial	Copy This.
Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
Can I moderate your caucus?	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
Can I put missiles in your country?	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
Hey, wanna merge?	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
How long is your conference?	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I can Cam your Bodia.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I motion to elongate the caucus.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I motion to table the Chair.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I'd like to motion you to the floor.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I'll Czech your republic.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I'm Hungary for Djibouti.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
I'm your point of personal privilege.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
You can lift my sanctions any day!	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
You're my point of personal inquiry.	Model United Nations (U.N.)	Copy This.
Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
I dream about meeting you at the national.	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
I'm good at Air Trajectory and hitting the target.	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
Is that balsa wood in your pocket or are you happy to see me?	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
My balsa wood bridge is long and hard.	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
Oh, you do Science Olympiad? You must be really good at science.	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
Wanna come by to check out my Bottle Rocket?	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
You are going to prom Because your team lost states	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
I want to be Division U.	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
Can I demonstrate Geologic Mapping on your body?	Science Olympiad	Copy This.
I'm lovestruck like a dyslexic girl in a spelling bee	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
Girl, you are the cleverest bee I ever met.	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
There is 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
What is that sound? Wait, it is my heart buzzing for you.	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
Be my queen bee.	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
You are so sweet, can I taste your honey?	Spelling Bee	Copy This.
Q: What letter make honey? A: "B"	Spelling Bee	Copy This.