70 Amusement Park, Water Park and County/State Fair Pick Up Lines

Are you enjoying your vacation break or weekends with special events? Perhaps you are visiting Amusement parks like Disneyland, Seaworld, or Six Flags. Or you might be visiting water parks like Raging Waters or Water Park. Another possibility is the various County and State Fairs that may happen. Want to hit on cute girls or guys at the park? Use these amusement park themed pick up lines to help you start the conversation!

Amusement Park, Water Park and County/State Fair Pick Up Lines
Can I see your tan lines?	Copy This.
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...	Copy This.
Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".	Copy This.
Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?	Copy This.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?	Copy This.
Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.	Copy This.
Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]	Copy This.
Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.	Copy This.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?	Copy This.
Don't save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.	Copy This.
Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.	Copy This.
Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?	Copy This.
Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?	Copy This.
Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.	Copy This.
Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.	Copy This.
Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water. It's harder than the pudding wrestling.	Copy This.
Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)	Copy This.
Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.	Copy This.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?	Copy This.
Hey, you wanna ride the big slide?	Copy This.
Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?	Copy This.
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?	Copy This.
I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?	Copy This.
I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.	Copy This.
I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!	Copy This.
I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!	Copy This.
I got an amusement park in my pants.	Copy This.
I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet	Copy This.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.	Copy This.
I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.	Copy This.
I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?	Copy This.
I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?	Copy This.
I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?	Copy This.
I perform best when I'm wet.	Copy This.
I really like your suit.	Copy This.
I see you already have the buns.	Copy This.
I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!	Copy This.
I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.	Copy This.
I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?	Copy This.
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!	Copy This.
I'll show you a ride with no wait time.	Copy This.
I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.	Copy This.
I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!	Copy This.
I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)	Copy This.
If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe	Copy This.
Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.	Copy This.
Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.	Copy This.
Is your name summer? Because you are hot!	Copy This.
Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.	Copy This.
Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?	Copy This.
Nice life preservers.	Copy This.
Nicest melons at the fair, honey! Sweet and succulent-looking, ya’ know?	Copy This.
Put on some SPF 30+, so I can get to irradiating you.	Copy This.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy! (mechanical bull)	Copy This.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.	Copy This.
Wanna go over and watch the funnies buck?	Copy This.
Wanna hold my corn dog?	Copy This.
Want to see Goofy's playhouse?	Copy This.
Want to share a locker?	Copy This.
Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.	Copy This.
What's a nice girl like you doing on a sandbar like this?	Copy This.
Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.	Copy This.
Would you like to go on a ride with me?	Copy This.
Wow! Did you grow those yourself?	Copy This.
You had me at "Let's go to Disneyland".	Copy This.
You have to be this tall to ride this ride.	Copy This.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.	Copy This.
You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick	Copy This.
You, me, amusement park?	Copy This.