These English literature pick up lines will help you attract girls and guys from bookstore to library. Impress book lovers in a coffee shop who appreciates a quirky spin-off of his/her favorite book titles and references. Use these witty pick up lines that work to put the odds in your favor.
| Book Lover English Literature Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you! | |
| Are you Five People? 'Cause I just met you, and I'm in Heaven. | |
| As I Lay Dying…my biggest regret was not telling you how beautiful you are. | |
| Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print. | |
| Baby you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here. | |
| Call me Ishmael. When can I call you? | |
| Can I have The Way of All Flesh with you? | |
| Can you help me? I'm in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin' you out. | |
| Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them. | |
| Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View. | |
| Even Cowgirls Get the Blues if you won't give them your number, boy. | |
| Fancy meeting you here. Just last night I filled out my Amazon wishlist and you were at the top. | |
| Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out. | |
| Girl, we're the Beautiful and the Damned, you're beautiful and I'll be damned if you don't let me buy you a drink. | |
| Girl, you raise my temperature way past Fahrenheit 451. | |
| Girl, you remind me of a library book because I love checking you out. | |
| Girl, you're like a best-seller list, and I'm like a book. I could be on you for weeks. | |
| Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'. | |
| Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it's doing something to my Being. | |
| Hey baby. Would you like to peek at my hardcover? | |
| Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out? | |
| Hey girl, can you say that one more time? I can't hear you over the Sound and the Fury of my beating heart. | |
| Hey girl, don't be The Stranger. | |
| Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your Sex. | |
| Hey, why don't you let me bring you to Treasure Island? | |
| I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you. | |
| I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me? | |
| I don't need to go In Search of Lost Time — I know it's the time I spent before I met you. | |
| I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. Dick collection of books on Good Reads. | |
| I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight. | |
| I have a library card, do you mind if I check you out? | |
| I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don't you call me sometime? | |
| I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us? | |
| I like paper and you like Kindle. So let's get together, baby, and start a fire. | |
| I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you've been checking me out all night. | |
| I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are. | |
| I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights. | |
| I want you to hold me and Never Let Me Go. | |
| I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren't so Wald-en. Why don't you get some fresh air and go out with me? | |
| I'd Fight to go to a Club with you. | |
| I'd like to Catch 22 of you. | |
| I'd like to end your Age of Innocence. | |
| I'd love you in all the times, including* the Time of Cholera. (*but not limited to) | |
| I'd never be Misérables waking up to your face. | |
| I'd never say "Farewell" to those Arms. | |
| I'd Revisit your Brideshead anytime. | |
| I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you. | |
| I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful. | |
| If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I'd have a Secret Garden. | |
| If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you. | |
| If you give me yo' number, I'll live up to all your Great Expectations. | |
| If you'd let me, baby, I'd Middlemarch you right on down the aisle. | |
| Is it 451 degrees Fahrenheit in here, or is it just you? | |
| Is your name Harriet? Cause I caught you spyin' on me. | |
| Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind. | |
| It's funny that you're reading Tennessee Williams, since you're the only 10 I see. | |
| It's no wonder Big Brother's watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're 1984. | |
| My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf. | |
| My Heart was a Lonely Hunter 'til I met you, girl. | |
| My love for you is Infinite, and I do not Jest. | |
| Portnoy's Complaint was that he didn't get to see your fine behind. | |
| Tender is the Night you let me take you home. | |
| The Sun isn't the only thing around here that Also Rises. | |
| Wanna go find us A Room of One's Own? | |
| Want to come back to my place to see my book collection? | |
| Watching you walk through those stacks is A Moveable Feast for the eyes. | |
| We could make such a beautiful library together. | |
| We Need to Talk About Kevin. I'm Kevin, can I buy you a drink? | |
| What's up girl? How about we make a little of the Sound and The Fury until the Sun Also Rises? | |
| What's up, sweetheart. What do you say we open up our covers and read a little Fifty Shades of Grey together? | |
| Why don't we Middlemarch right out of here and go get dinner? | |
| Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me? | |
| You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you're in your Prime. | |
| You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'! | |
| You're the Lord of my Flies, and you can unzip them anytime. |
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Hey guys, Mr. Shigi here, I’ve been reading these and I thought of a GENIUS, book related pickup line, I know I know, it’s not my usual fuge (pronounced foog) but I’m gonna pitch it anyway. “Hey baby girl, I’m writing a autobiography, spoiler, we have sex” -Fushigi Ball Master (and one of his 35 boy and girlfriends)