134 Cars and Trucks Pick Up Lines [Funny, Dirty, Cheesy]

Are you waiting at a car wash or a car garage? Are you inside a car or attending a car show? Use these car and trucks related pick up lines that work. They feature common repairs and car parts.

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Car, Truck, and Driving Pick Up Lines
After sighting the object of your vehicular desire. Get in front of her in the toll lane and pay her toll. Instruct the toll collector to inform her that "The incredibly charming guy in the (color & make of car) paid your toll for you!
Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
At least I have a car
Can I buy you a tank of gas?
Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
Convert this.
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
Did you have your car custom painted to match your eyes? Because they are both the most beautiful shade of _______ (insert color) I've seen, and in this light, you seem to shimmer.
Did you just say “propulsion power?”
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Do you like things battery operated?
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?
Do you want to race? [long pause waiting for laughter to subside] Well, I guess we can't race now. Why don't you give me your phone number and we can arrange a time and place later?
Don't let the compact size fool you.
Don't worry, my energy levels never get low.
Drive here often?
Ever had sex in bucket seats?
Excuse me, ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to turn down the wattage on that smile; you're blinding the other drivers.
Excuse me. Do you believe in love at first site? And if not, would you mind waiting here while I drive around the block?
Guy: I'm listening to Car Talk on the radio, would you like to join me?
Girl: No
Guy: How about coffee instead?
Hello. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?
Hey babe, check your oil?
Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.
Hey baby! Every heard of dancing car? Get in and i will show you.
Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.
Hey Baby! May i check your fluids with my dipstick.
Hey Girl! Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.
Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!
Hey sexy!, wanna go for a test drive?
Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
Hey, why don't you and I make Click and Clack our bridesmaid and best man at our wedding?
Hi There, I know I'm going your way
Hi! I'm from out of town and lost...could you show me the way to your house?
Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.
Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.
How long is your lifecycle emission?
How many engines do you have under your hood?
I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
I bet your dual source of energy means you're up for a good time.
I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, seems there's too much room for one
I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
I don't need to keep my engine running when I am with you.
I hate sitting in traffic like this, don't you? Let's get off at the next exit and have dinner while we wait this out. I'll just follow you. You pick the restaurant!
I like things with more miles per gallon.
I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he climbed into the back seat of my crew cab.
I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
I noticed your right front tire is a little low. You should check it out right away, or you could have a blowout.
I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
I see you have high beams as well
I'd drive a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther
I'd love to be your hydrogen fueling station.
I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
I'd love to use you as two types of fuel.
I'll make sure you idle less.
I'll race you to (insert the name of a nice restaurant in town). Whoever wins has to let me pay the check.
I'll turn your driveshaft.
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
If I were a hybrid car, I'd let you hand the control over to my electric engine.
If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.
If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?
Is your battery dead? Because I'd love to jump you.
Just because I don't use crude oil doesn't mean I don't like things dirty.
Let's make sure your gasoline engine doesn't engage.
Lets make like a LS1 and get the hell outta here
Look surprised, then say, "WOW, This is the first time I've ever seen a flower driving a car."
Mmmmm… plug in sounds sexy.
My batteries are designed for extended life.
My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?
My nuts are made of titanium.
My other car is a Dodge Dart.
Need a jump?
Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.
Oh, you have two motors? That's hot.
Petroleum is so 2000.
Position your dog in the passenger seat looking out the window. Look at the woman until she turns toward you and say, "He likes you, and he has great taste." Once she smiles say, "How about the three of us go for coffee?"
Race you to the next light!
Roll down your window and say, "I think I'm overheating."
Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
Smile while lifting a sign that says, "Am listening to Car Talk. Wanna listen together?
That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.
They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?
This car is small, but we can make it work.
Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your high beams on… yet.
Wanna free lube job?
Want to charge up with me?
Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?
What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?
What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a car like that?
What's your favorite cruising speed?
Who needs oil when you're naturally charged?
Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.
With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.
Would you like to blow my head gasket?
Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
Would you like to improve my fuel economy?
Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
You have a hybrid? You're so unconventional. I like that.
You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.
You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.
You make my wheels turn
You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"
You should see MY Stop/Start capability.
You're like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.
You're so energy efficient.
You're so stealthy in that Prius, I'll show you how to make some noise.
You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!
Your back seat or mine?
Your car's power and movement turns my wheels.
Your exit or mine?

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