72 Dog Park Pick Up Lines

Have a mutual interest or the same love to dogs is a great way to pick up your guy or girl. Use these interesting or funny pick up lines suitable for dog parks or just generally walking your dog.

These pick up lines featuring funny and clever plays on words, based on common activities that you would do with your dog pets such as fetching, chasing, and playing. Hope you can make the best out of these dog related pick up lines!

Dog Park Pick Up Lines
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.	Copy This.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.	Copy This.
Can I get you a tennis ball?	Copy This.
Can you help me find someplace to pee?	Copy This.
Come on, don't make me beg!	Copy This.
Do you pee here often?	Copy This.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.	Copy This.
Girl, you are SO FETCH.	Copy This.
Have your people call my people.	Copy This.
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before?	Copy This.
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper.	Copy This.
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?	Copy This.
How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run?	Copy This.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.	Copy This.
I came here looking for a little tail.	Copy This.
I don't bite you know…unless it's called for.	Copy This.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.	Copy This.
I love – Squirrel.	Copy This.
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes.	Copy This.
I love to be pawed.	Copy This.
I miss you more than my balls.	Copy This.
I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK.	Copy This.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.	Copy This.
I want to have your litter of puppies.	Copy This.
I want to have your puppies.	Copy This.
I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead.	Copy This.
I'd never keep you on a short leash.	Copy This.
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady.	Copy This.
I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets.	Copy This.
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.	Copy This.
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you.	Copy This.
Iams so in love with you.	Copy This.
If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.	Copy This.
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?	Copy This.
Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me?	Copy This.
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?	Copy This.
It was love at first sniff.	Copy This.
Lookin' good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number?	Copy This.
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours?	Copy This.
Need rescuing?	Copy This.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.	Copy This.
Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I'm a dog.	Copy This.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?	Copy This.
Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.	Copy This.
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…	Copy This.
Stay.	Copy This.
That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.	Copy This.
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.	Copy This.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.	Copy This.
What say we take this discussion off-leash.	Copy This.
Where do you poop?	Copy This.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.	Copy This.
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you?	Copy This.
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long.	Copy This.
You come here often?	Copy This.
You had me at ruff.	Copy This.
You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again.	Copy This.
You make me want to be a more obedient dog.	Copy This.
You make my heart feel like it's getting tummy-rubbed.	Copy This.
You smell like garbage and pee	Copy This.
You smell so familiar.	Copy This.
You want to play tug-of-war sometime?	Copy This.
You work for beneful? Cuz you're maing my heart do all the right things.	Copy This.
You. Me. Bacon.	Copy This.
You're a great catch.	Copy This.
You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.	Copy This.
You're more fetching than my favorite ball.	Copy This.
You're pawfect.	Copy This.
Your bark is contagious.	Copy This.
Your breath smells like Greenies.	Copy This.
Your doghouse or mine?	Copy This.