A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches. | |
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth. | |
Can I get you a tennis ball? | |
Can you help me find someplace to pee? | |
Come on, don't make me beg! | |
Do you pee here often? | |
Dog heaven must be missing an angel. | |
Girl, you are SO FETCH. | |
Have your people call my people. | |
Haven't I sniffed you someplace before? | |
Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper. | |
Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone? | |
How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run? | |
I am looking for a leash-free relationship. | |
I came here looking for a little tail. | |
I don't bite you know…unless it's called for. | |
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it. | |
I love – Squirrel. | |
I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes. | |
I love to be pawed. | |
I miss you more than my balls. | |
I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK. | |
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you. | |
I want to have your litter of puppies. | |
I want to have your puppies. | |
I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead. | |
I'd never keep you on a short leash. | |
I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady. | |
I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets. | |
I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy. | |
I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you. | |
Iams so in love with you. | |
If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you. | |
Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? | |
Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me? | |
Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me? | |
Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me? | |
It was love at first sniff. | |
Lookin' good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number? | |
My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours? | |
Need rescuing? | |
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly. | |
Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I'm a dog. | |
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? | |
Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart. | |
Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day… | |
Stay. | |
That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty. | |
There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you. | |
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner. | |
What say we take this discussion off-leash. | |
Where do you poop? | |
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week. | |
You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you? | |
You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long. | |
You come here often? | |
You had me at ruff. | |
You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again. | |
You make me want to be a more obedient dog. | |
You make my heart feel like it's getting tummy-rubbed. | |
You smell like garbage and pee | |
You smell so familiar. | |
You want to play tug-of-war sometime? | |
You work for beneful? Cuz you're maing my heart do all the right things. | |
You. Me. Bacon. | |
You're a great catch. | |
You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. | |
You're more fetching than my favorite ball. | |
You're pawfect. | |
Your bark is contagious. | |
Your breath smells like Greenies. | |
Your doghouse or mine? | |