| A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches. | |
| Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth. | |
| Can I get you a tennis ball? | |
| Can you help me find someplace to pee? | |
| Come on, don't make me beg! | |
| Do you pee here often? | |
| Dog heaven must be missing an angel. | |
| Girl, you are SO FETCH. | |
| Have your people call my people. | |
| Haven't I sniffed you someplace before? | |
| Hey girl, you're one fine-lookin' mother pupper. | |
| Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone? | |
| How about we ditch these leashes and go for a run? | |
| I am looking for a leash-free relationship. | |
| I came here looking for a little tail. | |
| I don't bite you know…unless it's called for. | |
| I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it. | |
| I love – Squirrel. | |
| I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes. | |
| I love to be pawed. | |
| I miss you more than my balls. | |
| I must be behind on my vaccines because I am LOVESICK. | |
| I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you. | |
| I want to have your litter of puppies. | |
| I want to have your puppies. | |
| I'd lend you my coat, but Chivalry—the German Shepard that used to come here often—is dead. | |
| I'd never keep you on a short leash. | |
| I'll be your tramp if you'll be my lady. | |
| I'm a poodle in the streets, but a dulldog in the sheets. | |
| I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy. | |
| I've crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you. | |
| Iams so in love with you. | |
| If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you. | |
| Is it warm out here, or are you in heat? | |
| Is that pug making goo-goo eyes at me? | |
| Is that your dog's tail wagging or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me? | |
| It was love at first sniff. | |
| Lookin' good, Rover. Are you single? Think Buddy here could get your number? | |
| My favorite position is doggie-style. What's yours? | |
| Need rescuing? | |
| Roll over. I'll scratch your belly. | |
| Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey because I'm a dog. | |
| Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar? | |
| Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart. | |
| Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day… | |
| Stay. | |
| That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty. | |
| There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you. | |
| This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner. | |
| What say we take this discussion off-leash. | |
| Where do you poop? | |
| With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week. | |
| You came back to this dog park to see me, didn't you? | |
| You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long. | |
| You come here often? | |
| You had me at ruff. | |
| You just took my breath away, or my tracheal stenosis is giving me trouble again. | |
| You make me want to be a more obedient dog. | |
| You make my heart feel like it's getting tummy-rubbed. | |
| You smell like garbage and pee | |
| You smell so familiar. | |
| You want to play tug-of-war sometime? | |
| You work for beneful? Cuz you're maing my heart do all the right things. | |
| You. Me. Bacon. | |
| You're a great catch. | |
| You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. | |
| You're more fetching than my favorite ball. | |
| You're pawfect. | |
| Your bark is contagious. | |
| Your breath smells like Greenies. | |
| Your doghouse or mine? | |
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