Are you looking for a job? Or is your loved one recently became unemployed, got fired and laid off? Make the best out situations using these silly and cheesy pick up phrases. Flirt and screw around with them with these funny sayings to brighten their day.
| Job Search and Unemployed Pick Up Line | |
|---|---|
| Are you hiring? I really need a blowjob. | |
| Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home. | |
| Are you unemployed? Because I got a position for you in my heart. | |
| Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening. | |
| Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you. | |
| Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my ass off in you. | |
| Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want. | |
| Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in. | |
| Babe, you should come work your ass for me. | |
| Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed. | |
| Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed. | |
| Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you? | |
| Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on. | |
| Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have. | |
| Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work. | |
| Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed. | |
| Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me. | |
| Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period. | |
| Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number. | |
| Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours? | |
| Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position? | |
| I have a job for you, but it blows! | |
| I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you. | |
| Looking for a job? I could help with that. | |
| Want to come over for a job and sex? | |
| What position are you looking for? Front or back? | |
| Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife. | |
| Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired. | |
| You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job. |
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