68 Las Vegas Casino Pick Up Lines

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. We have compiled a list of Las Vegas and Casino themed pick up lines for you. Use them in Sin City or anywhere with a gambling place. Test your luck with these funny pick up lines that feature some of the most popular casino and table games.

The betting tables are one of the best place for you to socialized. Pick up guys and girls that you may be interested. The funny and catchy Vegas pick up lines featured here include many table games. They include horseshoe, poker, and dice games like baccarat. These pick up phrases that work may be what you need to get lucky in Vegas.

Please note that the pick up lines here mainly feature the “casino” aspect of Las Vegas. If you are into the nightlife and clubbing theme, please check out our Bars and Nightclub pick up lines.

Las Vegas Casino Pick Up Lines
A wise gambler once said you need to know when to fold 'em, know when to hold 'em, and know when to walk away. Well babe, I don't fold, so as I look at your big chips, do you want me to hold 'em or walk away?	Copy This.
Apart from being sexy, how are your lips at blowing on dice?	Copy This.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!	Copy This.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.	Copy This.
Baby your like a slot machine, you just suck men up.	Copy This.
Back at my room. The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.	Copy This.
Can I spin your roulette wheel?	Copy This.
Can I splash my chips all over you?	Copy This.
Can I tap your stack for good luck?	Copy This.
Can you please stop staring at my chip stack	Copy This.
Did you hear that? The DJ is playing our future song!	Copy This.
Did you know this casino hotel has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!	Copy This.
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?	Copy This.
Hey babe, do you want me to show you the V.I.P.	Copy This.
Hey baby, why don't you meet me at the Starbucks? No, the other one. No, not that one, the other one... no, the one on the second floor. No, not that one on the second floor the other one... never mind, I'm sorry I bothered you.	Copy This.
Hey baby! Want to see my bankroll?	Copy This.
Hey baby! You’re looking at an expert card counter.	Copy This.
I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy	Copy This.
I had a flush until you stole my heart	Copy This.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!	Copy This.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?	Copy This.
I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country	Copy This.
I only have one move in poker and in love…and it’s all in	Copy This.
I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you	Copy This.
I'd like to hit the big one on your pay table.	Copy This.
I'd like to name a slot machine after you.	Copy This.
I'm going to have to get a security guard, because you're trying to steal my heart.	Copy This.
I'm not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.	Copy This.
I’ll ante up if you’ll go down.	Copy This.
I’ve got a side game going on in my pants…wanna play?	Copy This.
If I bet, will you call me?	Copy This.
If lights would turn off every time I would think of you, Las Vegas would soon be pretty dark.	Copy This.
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond	Copy This.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'you are here.'	Copy This.
If you pull the slot machine lever, I have a feeling you'll get lucky! Because the lever is in my pants! Grab that Lucky 7, baby!	Copy This.
It's spin time, baby!	Copy This.
Just call me the guy working at one of those kiosks that sells phone cases, because I'm going to try and talk to you for a while whether you need a new phone case or not.	Copy This.
Let's get breakfast at the Tiffany's! [Leave and then come back] OK, it turns out I misunderstood something. There is no food allowed in Tiffany's. Also, you're not allowed in if you're poor.	Copy This.
Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered	Copy This.
My feelings for you are as tall as this seven-story Macy's.	Copy This.
My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?	Copy This.
Nice dice!	Copy This.
Nice rockets!	Copy This.
No, that isn't a deuce in my pocket.	Copy This.
Order in the food court! I hereby find you, the accused, to be quite tasty! You are sentenced to one date with me [bang gavel]!	Copy This.
Shall I make a deposit?	Copy This.
Teavana isn't the only one that gives free samples!	Copy This.
Thank you for helping me make my hand…all I needed was a queen	Copy This.
These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.	Copy This.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!	Copy This.
Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room	Copy This.
Want to run up the down escalator with me?	Copy This.
We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes	Copy This.
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other	Copy This.
What are your casino go-tos?	Copy This.
When you're around, every casino is a sky casino.	Copy This.
Would you like to spin now, or spin later?	Copy This.
Would you please pull this handle for me?	Copy This.
Yes, that IS a deuce in my pocket.	Copy This.
You can play with my chips anytime.	Copy This.
You know what they say about men with 21?	Copy This.
You look even cooler than the VIP room, and with less overt effort.	Copy This.
You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight	Copy This.
You must be a high roller, because you make my bar raise!	Copy This.
You must be the Las Vegas Sign, because the light around you guided me here.	Copy This.
You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn	Copy This.
You turn me on more than World Tavern Poker.	Copy This.
Your eyes sparkle like someone who has just tried on all the eyeliner at Sephora. Oh, you did? Let's take these guessing skills to Vegas!	Copy This.