39 Massage Pick Up Lines

Massage your love life into bed with the best massage pick up lines. Use dirty massage pick up lines and have relaxing fun for guys or girls. These massage-related pickuplines will get your love on their back in no time. Massage therapist, masseuse, happy ending, facial, back rub. Take advantage of cheesy & funny pick up lines about massage. Easy Copy & Paste!

Massage Pick Up Lines
Are you a massage therapist? Because you got the bodywork.	Copy This.
Are you a massage therapist? Because your backrub drives me crazy.	Copy This.
Are you into aquatic massage? Because I am about to get you wet.	Copy This.
Are you ready for some deep muscle therapy inside you?	Copy This.
Babe are you sure you are not a massage therapist? Because you turn my hard issues into soft tissue release.	Copy This.
Babe, are you a massage therapist? Because your wet pussy is the perfect hydrotherapy.	Copy This.
Babe, it's never too late to reach a happy ending.	Copy This.
Babe, let me give you a back massage. Because we can then transition into joint play.	Copy This.
Babe, my fingers can massage more than your soul.	Copy This.
Babe, want a massage?	Copy This.
Babe, you are so tense, let me give you some relaxation massage.	Copy This.
By the time I am done, you won't need no acupuncture.	Copy This.
Can I do facial on you? I mean facial massage.	Copy This.
Can I run my fingers through your back and more?	Copy This.
Comb on over baby!	Copy This.
Do you have a LMP license? (Let Me Plow)	Copy This.
Do you know how to massage? Because you reduce all my blockage.	Copy This.
Do you know massage? Because you just pulled an Active Release Technique.	Copy This.
Do you want a head massage? Because I can give you head.	Copy This.
Do you want some prenatal massage? Not pregnant yet? Let me change that.	Copy This.
Does it hurt? Because I can massage you good.	Copy This.
Ever heard of happy ending? Want one?	Copy This.
Forget about hot stone massage, my hot stick will pleasure you.	Copy This.
Girl, by the time I am done with massage oil we will be needing some lubricant.	Copy This.
Girl, do you need some Active Assisted Stretching for your pussy?	Copy This.
Girl, I am a certified massage therapist. And my specialty is breast massage.	Copy This.
Girl, when I massage, I am all about deep tissue. So how deep do you want me?	Copy This.
I got the healing touch, or magical fingers whatever you want to call it.	Copy This.
I know how to massage, both outside and inside.	Copy This.
Instead of Chakra hot stone massage, let's try some chakra hot balls massage.	Copy This.
Let's form some deep connective tissue tonight.	Copy This.
Let's try some therapeutic touch inside you.	Copy This.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.	Copy This.
People call this massage rhythmic mobilization. I just call it sex.	Copy This.
Pick your story, pick your massage. How about a happy ending?	Copy This.
The only spa massage treatment tonight is facial.	Copy This.
Want to see how I work your trigger points tonight?	Copy This.
You smell so good that I feel that I am in an aromatherapy massage.	Copy This.
Your fingers have touched my soul.	Copy This.