| A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight. | |
| A world without day is gloomy indeed, but a world without Knight would be pure misery. | |
| And you thought the Romans had the only impressive aqueducts. | |
| Been there, slain that. | |
| C'mon, sweetie...Didn't your mother ever tell you? A cleric a day keeps the black plague away. | |
| Can I hose down your doublet? | |
| Come up and see my scrolls. | |
| Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land. | |
| Darling, these Trojans are rather painful. We may need some oil for this armor. | |
| Do you practice safe hex? | |
| Don't believe the rumors you heard about me. The Bubonic plague didn't affect my important parts. | |
| Don't worry. If you kiss me, I won't turn into a frog. | |
| Dost thou know? That chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor. | |
| Ello, milady, thou art under siege. I shall scale thy battlements with mine grappling hook. | |
| Excuse me, Milady, would you have a place where I may sheath my longsword? | |
| Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day! | |
| Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over. | |
| Has anyone ever told you that you have a lovely wimple? | |
| Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only one with a big round thing. How 'bout coming up and waxing mine? | |
| Hey wench the rodent in my pocket wants to eat at your cheeze. | |
| Hey, baby, wanna chain my mail? | |
| Hey, big boy, how would you like to help this maiden out of dis-dress? | |
| Hey, milady, if you think that horse is gifted. | |
| Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? | |
| Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you? | |
| Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks. | |
| How about coming around the back and giving me a good reason to come back from the crusades? | |
| How about going out with a guy who doesn't have the plague for a change? | |
| How, you ask, did I get up here to your balcony? Well, I espied you from yonder garden. In an instant my er, heart was swelled with lus.. er, love. I had to meet you! So I ranneth over but tripped on a stone thusly pole-vaulting into your arms. | |
| How'd you like to ride my stallion? He's well trained for battle! | |
| I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire! | |
| I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire! | |
| I bet you would look nice in some maternity armor. | |
| I had to swim the moat to get to you fair maiden. So, would you like to see my breaststroke? | |
| I hath done combat with many a beast, but I must confess that was the tightest situation I have ever been in. | |
| I have the key to your chastity belt and you have the key to my heart. | |
| I joust love you, baby! | |
| I like the cut of your jib. | |
| I lost my leg in battle. Guess what I'm walking on! | |
| I may not be a priest, but I can get you to heaven, m'lady. | |
| I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess. | |
| I might have lost most of my limbs in battle but I've still got one left. | |
| I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you? | |
| I seem to have lost my sex slave, can I borrow you for a bit? | |
| I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours. | |
| I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you. | |
| I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing. | |
| I'm really a prince cursed by an evil witch. Tell me, do you have sex with frogs? | |
| I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you? | |
| If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle. | |
| If quietus you make, I'll bare my bodkin for you. | |
| If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty. | |
| Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me? | |
| It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in. | |
| It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within. | |
| Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours. | |
| Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass! | |
| Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in. | |
| May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin? | |
| Milady you can ride my horse. I must tell you, he's a wild one! | |
| Milady, I heard that you were a chirogeon, I have something you can drain. | |
| Milady, I'll be your night in shining armor. | |
| Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within. | |
| Mlle. Darc, thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire? | |
| My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance? | |
| My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds. | |
| My that's a fine set of chalices you have there. | |
| My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it. | |
| No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls? | |
| Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you. | |
| Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. | |
| Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces. | |
| Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my long sword in action? | |
| Pestilence makes the heart go wander. | |
| Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects. | |
| So...been to any good hangings lately? | |
| Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest. | |
| Sword fighting is like _everything_ else : it's all in your thrust. | |
| That's a nice chastity belt you're wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it. | |
| The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course. | |
| The inquisitor: So, witch...up to you. Either you burn at the stake...or I use my stake to make you burn. | |
| The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word. | |
| They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know. | |
| They say a knight is always as hard as his armor. | |
| Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague! | |
| Wanna polish my pike? | |
| Wench: What's that sound? Knight: That's just the sound of my chain mail drawers expanding. | |
| What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it? | |
| What a fine set of chalices you have. | |
| What say ye we have our own Norman conquest, lass? | |
| What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this? | |
| What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this? | |
| When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched. | |
| When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched. | |
| Where am I from, milady? Nantucket of course!! Shall I prove it to you? | |
| Why don't we go back to my place and re-enact "The Miller's Tale?" | |
| Why storm the castle when we can make our own? | |
| Why, I once speared 10 of them with a single thrust. | |
| Wizard: You know, my hat isn't the only thing that's pointed. | |
| Would thoust be interested in viewing mine buttshaft? | |
| Would you care to see my longsword in action? | |
| Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear! | |
| You can place your greeves under my pallet anytime. | |
| You can scale my battlements any day, madam. | |
| You hit on me harder than the black plague! | |
| You is know that chastity belt of yours would look great on my sleeping chambers floor. | |
| You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down. | |
| You know... I got my armor in Extra-Large just so I could fit the both of us in here. What do you say? | |
| You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you? | |
| You scratch my boils and I'll scratch yours. | |
| You should be glad I'm not a Viking. You would have been ravaged and plundered by now. | |
| You wanna go upstairs and see my Holy Grail? | |
| You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it! | |
| You would have been ravaged and plundered by now. | |
| You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you? | |
| Your beauty has scorched a hole into my heart as fast as a dragon in the mote. | |
| Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber. | |
| Your eyes are as dark as a castle moat by midnight. Lower your drawbridge and let me cross. | |
| Your hovel or mine? | |
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