Are you looking to pick up a guy or girl who loves robotics? Or are you watching some sort of sci-fi movie that involve robots? Use these robots themed pick up lines that feature common robotic ideas, robot parts, and functions.
| Robot Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley? | |
| Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te | |
| Beep Beep Boop Beep Sex | |
| Can I have your ip number? I seem to have lost mine. | |
| Can you lube my joint. | |
| Come with me and I'll insert my floppy into your disk drive. | |
| Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb. | |
| Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn't mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal! | |
| Did you just break one of Asimov's Three Laws? Because you've got "fine" written all over you. | |
| Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again? | |
| Do you got a free port for me to plug into? | |
| Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot? | |
| Don't worry I just got turing tested. | |
| Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them. | |
| Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs. | |
| Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight! | |
| Hey baby, what's your OS? | |
| I bet I can decrypt your code | |
| I can't Force Quit You | |
| I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after. | |
| I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? | |
| I hope you have an accelerometer, because I'm gonna rock your world. | |
| I may not be able to love, but I do it, like a sex machine baby. | |
| I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive. | |
| I support portrait and landscape modes. | |
| I will show you my source code if you show me yours. | |
| I'll deep-clean your systems! | |
| I'll show you my source code if you show me yours | |
| I'm a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-oskeleton | |
| I'm going to void your warranty! | |
| I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk? | |
| I’ll deep clean your systems. | |
| I’m fully functional and anatomically correct. | |
| I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques! | |
| I’m the droid you’re looking for. | |
| If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended? | |
| If I forward your ports will you insect my packet? | |
| If I were a function(), would you call me? | |
| Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise... | |
| Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash? | |
| Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port. | |
| It that a joystick you're holding or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Let's lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks.... if you know what I mean. | |
| My docking station or yours? | |
| My scanners detected high amounts of sexiness in this quadrant, and I think I have found the source. | |
| Nice bolts wanna screw? | |
| roses are #FF0000 / violets are #0000FF / all my base / belong to you. | |
| Rusting is red, and my chipset's blue. Will you let me assimilate you? | |
| So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often? | |
| Sorry I can't stop looking at your chest, you must have a tractor beam in your blouse. | |
| Talk coding to me. | |
| Wanna be debugged? | |
| Wanna touch my mouse? | |
| Want to grab some Java? | |
| Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us? | |
| Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes. | |
| Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world! | |
| What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime. | |
| When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive. | |
| Why don’t you come explore this strange new world? | |
| Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities? | |
| Yes, I know you're metric- but I'm willing to convert. | |
| You are making my floppy drive hard. | |
| You are so hot you need to be water cooled. | |
| You compile me. | |
| You had me at Sign In. | |
| You made my heart skip a clock cycle. | |
| You make my interface GUI | |
| You must be tired because you've been running your code through my CPU all night | |
| Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1 |
