83 Scuba Pick Up Lines For Divers

Dive into your love life with the best scuba diving pick up lines. Use dirty scuba pick up lines for your perfect dive. These scuba diver pickuplines will get you diving into love in no time. Oxygen tank, dive watch, wet suit, and more. Take advantage of funny scuba dive pick up lines on the surface. Easy Copy & Paste!

Scuba Diving Pick Up Lines
Are you a member of the dive crew? You’ve turned my heart into knots.	Copy This.
As a diver, it's my responsibility to let you know...I go deep!	Copy This.
Babe, check out my HUGE tank.	Copy This.
Babe, I am all about cave diving.	Copy This.
Babe, I can use your Bootie any time.	Copy This.
Babe, I got the only Profile you need.	Copy This.
Babe, want to see how I can handle a girl under pressure?	Copy This.
Blow bubbles if you want to sleep with me!	Copy This.
Can I check out your tank rack?	Copy This.
Can I go down with you?	Copy This.
Can you navigate on this dive? I keep getting lost in your eyes.	Copy This.
Care to do an equipment inspection?	Copy This.
Care to go decompress someplace?	Copy This.
Divers do it with seals.	Copy This.
Do I know you? It’s just that you look like my next dive buddy.	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swim by again?	Copy This.
Do you believe that size doesn't matter only the expansion rate?	Copy This.
Do you hang out here at 15 feet very often?	Copy This.
Do you need a BCD with those?	Copy This.
Do you need a dive buddy?	Copy This.
Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.	Copy This.
Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.	Copy This.
Girl, I got the perfect depth gauge for your dive.	Copy This.
Gone Down Lately?	Copy This.
Have you experienced Repetitive Dives?	Copy This.
Hey, wanna get wet?	Copy This.
I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.	Copy This.
I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.	Copy This.
I can stay down a long, long time.	Copy This.
I have a dive knife, but what I really need is a spoon.	Copy This.
I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.	Copy This.
I need emergency oxygen, because you just took my breath away.	Copy This.
I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.	Copy This.
I wish I could be your PADI card so we could always go diving together.	Copy This.
I’m no underwater photographer, but I can picture us together.	Copy This.
If you lived underwater, you’d be an angelfish.	Copy This.
I'm a bad diver...I like to put my hands on the bottom!	Copy This.
I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly.	Copy This.
I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?	Copy This.
I'm studying to be a rescue diver! I can help you with my mouth-to-mouth technique?	Copy This.
I'm tired of one-dive stands — I'm looking for some meaningful buddy breathing.	Copy This.
Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?	Copy This.
Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me	Copy This.
Its hot in this drysuit - or is it just you?	Copy This.
My dive watch is broken, can I have a little of your time?	Copy This.
Neoprene, Latex or me?	Copy This.
So what'll it be... Wet?... or Dry?	Copy This.
So... do you dive deep?	Copy This.
Steel, aluminum or me?	Copy This.
That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be cumming.	Copy This.
That wetsuit would look great on my floor!	Copy This.
Thats a nice wetsuit....can I talk you out of it?	Copy This.
That's one long hose I have Here. And yes, I know how to use it.	Copy This.
There’s some-fin special about you.	Copy This.
Trust me. it's a PADI specialty course. You'll get a patch afterward.	Copy This.
Wanna see my "O2 Face?	Copy This.
Want to hang with a divemaster?	Copy This.
Want to join the 10 meter/30 feet club?	Copy This.
Want to join the ten fathom club?	Copy This.
Want to lengthen your bottom time?	Copy This.
We’re mermaid for each other!	Copy This.
We’re not fins, but we’d make a great pair.	Copy This.
What a nice pair of aqua lungs you have there!	Copy This.
What are you, 32% or 36%?	Copy This.
When I go down, it's rare that I come up for air.	Copy This.
When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?	Copy This.
Where we are going, we don't need no Dry Bag.	Copy This.
Will you help me with this zipper?	Copy This.
With you around I will never get bent.	Copy This.
Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?	Copy This.
Would you like to see my special buddy breathing technique?	Copy This.
Would you mind if I logged some bottom time.	Copy This.
You can always count on the divemaster to make sure you’re turned on.	Copy This.
You carbonate my hormones.	Copy This.
You got a great inflator valve, want to blow into me?	Copy This.
You know what they say about guys with big fins.	Copy This.
You know what they say, baby - Big fins.	Copy This.
You should perform a Sex-drill before every dive!	Copy This.
You’d better stay away from the compressor room. You’re so hot you’re on fire!	Copy This.
Your beauty ascents my hose.	Copy This.
Your eyes are like the ocean and I’m lost at sea.	Copy This.
Your trapeze or mine?	Copy This.
You've passed my Visual Inspection - where do you want this sticker?	Copy This.