Get yourself some good clean pick up lines with showering. Use the best shower pick up lines to flirt and impress. Corny and dirty shower pickuplines for him and for her. You remind me of my shower! Easy Copy & Paste!
| Shower Pick Up Lines | |
|---|---|
| Are you a shower? Because I wanna drown in you. | |
| Are you a shower? Because I want 30 minutes inside you every morning and night. | |
| Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you. | |
| Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come. | |
| Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight. | |
| Are you a towel? Because I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower. | |
| Are you down for my golden shower? Because girl I want to put my life in you. | |
| Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on. | |
| Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again. | |
| Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight. | |
| Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower! | |
| Did you shower yet? Because I am about to shower you with love and gifts. | |
| Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you. | |
| Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request. | |
| Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on. | |
| Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower. | |
| Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love. | |
| Have you showered? Because you will need to after my love shower. | |
| Hey girl are you a towel? Because i want to take you to my shower. | |
| Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside. | |
| Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help. | |
| Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water. | |
| Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together? | |
| I've got a handrail on me in my shower, babe! | |
| Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower. Next time you go you should bring me to be safe. | |
| Roses are red, violets are a flower. I think about you, when I’m taking a shower. | |
| Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place. | |
| Save water and shower with an airman. | |
| Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours. | |
| Save Water. Shower together with me. | |
| Take a shower. And I will put soap all over you. | |
| The shower isn't the only thing you turn on. | |
| You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room. | |
| You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me. | |
| You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night. |
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There are absolutely terrible. Is English your 2nd or 3rd language?
this was incredibly negative they could have been illegal immigrants smh. people can be practiceing how to rizz up their baddie and your negativity isn’t helping we all just trying to get a little at the end of the day bless up.
They were good and funny to use with ur friends and some I might use with a man?