35 Tinder Pick Up Lines

Tinder is one of the most popular friend making and chatting apps. You can meet and have fun with new people. We have compiled a list of funny Tinder pick up one liners to help you make great first impressions.

These cheesy pick up lines feature simple ice breakers that work. May you find the love of your life, may it be either guy or girl!

Tinder Pick Up Lines
69 miles away, huh? Well that's ironic...	Copy This.
Are you a Middle Eastern dictator? Because there is a political uprising in my pants.	Copy This.
Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc.) on Tinder?	Copy This.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?	Copy This.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.	Copy This.
Do you want to hook-up? I mean hang out...	Copy This.
Do you work at build-a-bear? Cuz I'd stuff you.	Copy This.
Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?	Copy This.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?	Copy This.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status.	Copy This.
How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?	Copy This.
I could've called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you're a slut instead.	Copy This.
I hope you know that I am 100% committed to this tinder relationship	Copy This.
I think this is love at first tinder	Copy This.
I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.	Copy This.
I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.	Copy This.
I'd be your Prince Charming if you be my Tinderella	Copy This.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza but its kinda cheesy.	Copy This.
I've had a crush on you for 2 hours.	Copy This.
I've had sex with -1 girls. Wanna get me back to even?	Copy This.
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?	Copy This.
Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?	Copy This.
Is your personality as angelic as your hair?	Copy This.
Less than a mile away? Watch out baby, you're in the bone zone!	Copy This.
Like your picture.	Copy This.
My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!	Copy This.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, We're a match on Tinder,	Copy This.
So I think we should screw.	Copy This.
We would make sexy babies	Copy This.
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?	Copy This.
What are the chances I see you naked tonight?	Copy This.
Would you dance if I asked you to dance?	Copy This.
You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!	Copy This.
You got the best smile on tinder. You must use crest.	Copy This.
You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.	Copy This.